November 14, 2019
  • 4:38 am Denison Men’s Lacrosse Wrap-Up vs. Salisbury (NCAA Final Four)
  • 4:38 am Lacrosse Player Fights Rare Cancer
  • 4:38 am Mike Dean removed as fourth official for Chelsea vs Tottenham after Mauricio Pochettino row
  • 4:38 am Officials praise police after officer-involved shooting outside John Hardin High
  • 4:38 am Timber Tennis: Versus – Launch Trailer | PS4


And the final whistle goes! No! Ajax have knocked Ronaldo out of the Champions League! No! Cheer up Ron! Oh no! You know what they say… Some things in life are bad…
Like your hair… They can make you really sad… Again, like your hair! Other things… Holly s***! They make you swear and curse. Like your hairdresser… I presume… And the Barcelona score… Security! If you’ve lost to a headed missile… Perverts! Don’t grumble! No, just whistle! Er, Lionel I’ll leave the whistling to you.
If I whistle with these teeth, I’ll end up self harming. And this will help things turn out for The Best… What’s Luka Modric got to do with it? Asshole! Security! Always look on the bright side of defeat! You finally get a break from the Champions League! How is that the bright side? I’m not you! You promised we would win! But… We spunked 100 million! But Paolo… We bought the wrong GOAT we know that now… What? They’re talking ’bout you! Defeat is quite absurd… So death’s the final word… What? Spray tan before you take your final bow? Okay! Close your mouth… Always look on the bright side of defeat! It’s nice to give someone else a chance for a change… Exactly! You finally get a break from the Champions League! And I got a free spray tan out of it… Precisely! Always look on the bright side of defeat! Worse things happen at PSG you know! Every season! You finally get a break from the Champions League! I knew I shouldn’t have whistled!
My lips have been cut to ribbons! Just like Juve’s defence vs Ajax… That hurts! Just like this butt plug. Who’s idea was that? MEANWHILE, IN THE MAN UTD DRESSING ROOM… De Gea’s mistake cost us the game! Paybacks time! What shoulds we do with the pesky goalie? What shoulds we do with the pesky goalie? What shoulds we do with the pesky goalie? As revenge for losing… You conceded 3 goals to 2 hobbitses!
Let’s do all of these! That’s revenge for losings!

David Frank

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