April 2, 2020
  • 6:35 am THE REFEREE 2/2
  • 6:35 am Inside the School that Trains Umpires
  • 6:28 am Quinnipiac men’s lacrosse coach no longer with university following student conduct violations
  • 6:28 am how to increase your concentration on ball while batting | Batting Technique | Cricket |
  • 6:28 am How to Play Cricket : How to Throw a Short Distance Ball in Cricket
DRUNK TABLE TENNIS


Rosie you are going to serve with your mouth, and I’m going to return it into your boobs. If this isn’t content you’d subscribe for, I don’t know what is. -Fucks sake! Now it’s gross! -I tried spitting with force, let me do it again. -Bend over Rosie! -(Laughing) Did you run away? -All right, first things first, what do you know about ping pong? -Nothing! -Have you any idea how the score system works? -Probably like tennis. It’s probably like 10, 100, 5. -What we’re going to do is going to be first to ten point all right? -How’d you get a point? -Your main mission is to bounce the ball first in your half of the table and it goes over the net and it bounces in my half of the table. If I miss it, that’s a point to you. If I return it and it bounces in your half and you miss it that’s a point to me. Does that make sense? -Kind of -One thing that is important Rosie, is that it’s all about your serves, okay? So you have to bounce it in your half for it to be a proper serve okay? -I did it! -Well done Rosie, I’m so proud of you! You’ve won! (Audience cheering ‘Yeah!) The forfeit that comes with every lost point is a shot of Sweden’s finest liquor. And what’s great is that we haven’t had lunch yet, so we’re going to get drunk super fast. -Excellent. -Rosie it’s game on. It’s one to ten. How do you feel about your spin serve? Don’t know what that means?
I’m counting on it. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What if it doesn’t bounce in my thing?
-That, oh, what my serve? It will do, if that make sense. -But if it didn’t bounce and I hit it before it bounced do you still get a point? -It depends where it lands, Rosie. -It doesn’t land (laughing) Do you know what? You’re not listening. -No Rosie, it depends where your shot lands. -I’m saying what if it bounces; say I’m you and it bounces in mine but then you go (plop sound) before it bounces. -I can do that. -Right, but who gets the point? -Can I say I’m a backhanded kind of girl. -Yeah, I know I get backhanded compliments all the time. Let’s go. -Right, that is one point to me! Drink a Swedish shot! -I’m not drinking a whole one. -Rosie, remember, your skills only improve with alcohol. -All right, put it down and let’s go. Come on. -Good shot Rosie! -(Screaming) -That was technically my point but let’s get a rally. I hit it off the table, so I guess I’ll take a shot even though technically you’re going out– okay fine. Is it the same stuff? -Yeah. -Oh this is good on an empty stomach. Cheers. It’s my spin serve -What’s a spin serve? It’s called drunk ping pong for a reason. You can’t be sober during drunk ping pong, what kind of rule is that? If you’re getting too drunk we could always just ditch the point system and talk and bitch about the other lesbian YouTubers. -Yeah! -I hate them all! -Me too. -All right! Well done, Rosie. You’re getting good. Well, you’re not getting ‘good’ -You’re not doing–we can’t say this is a shot, that’s a sip -If you want to ditch the point system then fine. -Yeah, I do. -So what’s new? (More screaming from Rosie and Rose laughing at her cuteness) -Yeah, it has to bounce here. -Are you asking do you need to use your bat in the game? Okay, that wasn’t going to go anywhere. I hate to be a show-off but I’m one of those lesbians that’s really good at everything. (Rosie screams again because her wife is impressive) -Yas! Screw the scoring system, we’re just going to try and get a rally. We’ve got to improve your skills rather than beat you down. -Fine. -You’re not at a board meeting. What’re you doing? -Yeah, no, I’m aware I’m not at a board meeting, Rose. I’m holding a paddle ball bat in my hand. And if I was at a board meeting I’d have more tit. -One -That’s your fault. -That was your fault. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 -(Rosie screaming) -Okay, I’ll pin you an insult. -Or a love message. -No, I’ll stick with insults and you stick with love messages. -No, I’ll stick with insults. -You’re worried about, um, aging and you’re considering Botox. -I can’t believe you said that. -(Rose laughing because she thinks she’s hilarious) -(Rosie screaming because she done fucked up) (Both laughing) -Fuck’s sake! Get this one. That’s cherry! Cherry! -I want the cherry. -No, I’ve got the cherry. -Aww, is there only one? -Is it good? -No, it tastes like barf. When I used to play badminton competitively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) -(Rose gets distracted by the clatter of Rosie’s paddle) When I used to play badminton competitively ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) What are you– Why? Why are you ruining everything? But I used to spin my badminton racquet because it really got into the psyche of the other opponent. So– don’t you do it. No. Don’t you do it. (Clatter) This is what I like to call psyching out your opponent. Are you ready? -Yeah. -It’s all about eye contact, also lack of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), and also intimidating body behaviour. You ready? -Okay. -Make yourself look bigger. Because that’s always important. You want to tower over your opponent, okay? You want to tower. You want to show more flesh, actually. That is intimidating. Yeah but–I just saw your nipple! Come on, Rosie. Yes. I mean no, but I mean no. (Rose screaming now because she got hit in the face) When you suffer from an injury related to ping pong you have to be really super serious about that because one thing I will say about ping pong balls is that they have a lot of sharp edges. -Have you ever seen that that’s a special, like, kind of, you know? You know? -Any gossip? (Injured Pingu noises) I’ve got a can of Pina Colada. -What if I can’t be drinking that shit? This is hardcore liquor. It tastes like shite. It’s 40%! -Oh, that’s why it feels all right. Still don’t know if I like Pina Colada. Taste like my vomit when I was, like, sixteen. -I’m a little bit drunk. I mean, I’m not even kidding. I’m not even, I’m not even kidding. I’ll probably pay better. -Did you just say ‘I’ll probably pay better?’ -Yeah. Yeah, see we’re playing better. -Who won? (More screaming) -I’m not going lie, this 40% is affecting my game 40%. -Should we go to the cinema later? I mean, no. So, have you ever been in a situation where you’ve gotten someone’s (inaudible)? -Yeah. -Who wasn’t me, recently. -Yeah. Well, not recently. -Who? -I don’t want to say it on camera. -Really? Is there someone? -Yeah. -Someone we know? A YouTuber? -Yeah. -Really?! -I felt slightly uncomfortable so I was very quick to, like, change topics. -Reeallyy. With every hit of the ball you’ve got to say one positive word that best describes me and I’m going to do the same. Okay. Drunk! -That’s not a positive word! -Yeah! It’s positive when you’re drunk, trust me! -All right, go. -Lactose intolerant! -Eyebrows. (More injured Pingu) -Nice veins. -Try and do it into my ass cheeks. -All right, that’s it from us. I’m 100% feeling drunk because that is… -It’s not over until you spank me with a bat. -Ow!

David Frank

RELATED ARTICLES

100 COMMENTS

  1. hareem imdad Posted on July 21, 2017 at 12:17 pm

    😍😍😚

    Reply
  2. Daniela Moura Posted on July 21, 2017 at 2:06 pm

    CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT I PLAY TABLE TENNIS AND THIS IS TE MOST ICONIC GAME I'VE EVER SEEN

    Reply
  3. Bla Bla Posted on July 21, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    i dont like rose… she is always so screaming

    Reply
  4. Starbuck Posted on July 21, 2017 at 10:59 pm

    You two are the best!!!!!❀️

    Reply
  5. Brendalyn Trinidad Posted on July 22, 2017 at 12:27 am

    Hi. We are from the Philippines Fans of Rose & Rosie. Calling all Pinoy Fans out there if you want to meet new people, have friends who would understand your craziness and obsession to this lovely couple. lmao! Do join our group and our growing family by clicking this link https://www.facebook.com/groups/1073860086049304/ see ya there! *group hug

    Reply
  6. Lady M Posted on July 22, 2017 at 5:41 am

    i like your face.

    Reply
  7. Rolling Taco Posted on July 22, 2017 at 7:40 am

    the Swedish Nubbe is strong, haha. You should make a video where you try the bottle with "beska droppar", some swedish "sill" and meatballs

    Reply
  8. Amelia Swaggshawty roxx Posted on July 22, 2017 at 2:37 pm

    This is so funny πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  9. alex _ Posted on July 23, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    I HAVE THAT TABLE

    Reply
  10. franka91 Posted on July 24, 2017 at 12:32 am

    "Its not over til you spank me with a bat" thats what she said

    Reply
  11. jullezs Posted on July 24, 2017 at 5:29 am

    Challenge me! I'm good at Ping pong.

    Reply
  12. Nati Llama Posted on July 24, 2017 at 6:04 pm

    The funny thing is that both of you play ping pong SO WRONGπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  13. Erik Posted on July 24, 2017 at 7:24 pm

    Holy hell, I'm not the only one who's spinning that shit everytime
    It's officially a gay thing now

    Reply
  14. jennifer graham Posted on July 24, 2017 at 8:55 pm

    I feel this video on a spiritual level.

    Reply
  15. Victoria Melerine Posted on July 25, 2017 at 3:32 am

    "im just one of those lesbians who are really good at everything" senior quote tbh

    Reply
  16. Lynn Posted on July 25, 2017 at 2:48 pm

    I play tennis and I always spin my racket when the rally starts

    (Nobody cares but I thought hey let's just tell everyone)

    Reply
  17. Lynn Posted on July 25, 2017 at 2:57 pm

    0:29 'probably like tennis, it's probably like: 10, 105'

    Almost Rosie… Almost.

    Reply
  18. MJ Luna Posted on July 26, 2017 at 10:09 am

    Rose is cute with that outfit! 😍😍😍

    Reply
  19. meowgan Posted on July 27, 2017 at 1:53 pm

    okay no one can argue with me that rose looks like winona ryder when she played melissa warburton in Friends

    Reply
  20. Jade Ball Posted on July 27, 2017 at 3:24 pm

    Who Rose and whose Rosie?

    Reply
  21. Lea Dagher Posted on July 29, 2017 at 8:00 am

    i should be working but im binge watching Rose and Rosie

    Reply
  22. Lauren H Posted on July 29, 2017 at 10:43 pm

    Hilarious! Do the couples balloon pop challenge next!!

    Reply
  23. s xu Posted on August 1, 2017 at 3:19 pm

    i swear i still want tobpunch the pe teacher who made me bad at table tennisb….that stupid bitch!

    Reply
  24. Anne Osmon Posted on August 2, 2017 at 3:32 am

    "intimidating body behavior" – the best.

    Reply
  25. Miguel S Posted on August 3, 2017 at 9:38 am

    the small size of that table bothered me

    Reply
  26. xi chu Posted on August 3, 2017 at 11:10 am

    ε₯½ζ€•δΏ©δΊΊζŠŠηƒζ‹η”©ε‡ΊεŽ»πŸ˜‚ε°€ε…Άζ˜―Rosie

    Reply
  27. fiorΓ© Posted on August 3, 2017 at 5:04 pm

    oooOOOooo who flirted whith Rosie recently that wasn't Rose? πŸ˜πŸ˜†

    Reply
  28. Lisa's Games Posted on August 4, 2017 at 11:17 pm

    I SLOWED IT DOWN AND SAW LIKE 1/100 OF HER NIPPLE LIKE SO YOU CAN ALL SEE

    Reply
  29. Susan Miller Posted on August 6, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    I love it when Rosie talks and has no coherent conversation.

    Reply
  30. Mckenzie Mcmichen Posted on August 7, 2017 at 10:28 am

    Rose got jealous at 7:00

    Reply
  31. Rinieri Posted on August 16, 2017 at 11:00 am

    Rosie's ready for tennis. She already has the screaming down every time she tries to hit the ball. I think it's time to go pro.

    Reply
  32. Sierra DeMers Posted on August 16, 2017 at 3:54 pm

    R E A L L Y

    Reply
  33. Heart De Guzman Posted on August 18, 2017 at 5:44 am

    "Its gay-me on"

    Reply
  34. Isabella Popkess Posted on August 21, 2017 at 10:19 pm

    Rose and Rosie you both are so hilarious and beautiful that I am seriously in love with you both! x

    Reply
  35. Ciara Harris Posted on August 22, 2017 at 9:23 pm

    Where is rosie's dress from?

    Reply
  36. killmeoff Posted on September 4, 2017 at 5:40 am

    When Rosie said "I'm still not sure if I like pina colada." I was so mentally prepared for one of them to say "OR getting drunk in the rain." And now that it wasn't said I feel incomplete

    Reply
  37. Veronica Jane Donker Posted on September 4, 2017 at 10:45 pm

    I like how Rose like barely takes anything to drink while Rosie just downs it

    Reply
  38. LadyLoyal Royal Posted on September 5, 2017 at 10:44 am

    Mo bounce in the mutherfuckin' house (if you like Iggy you'd get)

    Reply
  39. Youtubegirl Posted on September 25, 2017 at 9:30 pm

    Of course it's Swedish shotsπŸ˜‚

    Reply
  40. Jo-anne Jazareno Posted on September 26, 2017 at 2:29 pm

    Your the best of the best… My Gosh, everytime i watch u, my mobile pho ne drain its batt. I love watching u guys.

    Reply
  41. m j Posted on September 27, 2017 at 2:49 pm

    Im interested in where they got those pineapple pingpong bats tho

    Reply
  42. Lucy Phillips-Poole Posted on October 3, 2017 at 6:16 pm

    One of the funniest things I've ever watched!

    Reply
  43. Jackey Dawnay Posted on October 10, 2017 at 9:27 pm

    ROSE IN A SNAPBACK. YES PLEASE

    Reply
  44. Apple_ 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169 Posted on October 12, 2017 at 1:25 am

    The captioning is a gift

    Reply
  45. Hannah Stepney Posted on October 19, 2017 at 2:58 pm

    7:01 #JEALOUSYRAGE

    Reply
  46. Thalia Rose Posted on October 19, 2017 at 10:32 pm

    "Make yourself look bigger"πŸ˜‚ I DIED

    Reply
  47. Vonrafael1 T.T Posted on October 25, 2017 at 8:38 am

    "IT DEPENDS WHERE IT LANDS"
    hahaha πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  48. Gabih Lopes Posted on November 6, 2017 at 12:22 am

    ROSE IN A SNAPBACK OKAY I'M DEAD

    Reply
  49. Gabih Lopes Posted on November 6, 2017 at 12:35 am

    "I kinda like it" hahahahahahha Rosie I love u so mutch πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’™

    Reply
  50. Janet Valentin Posted on November 20, 2017 at 12:59 am

    Lol, oh sweet lord, Rosie is terrible at this game…too funny.

    Reply
  51. Trixie G Posted on December 7, 2017 at 3:17 am

    This is what I subscribed for

    Reply
  52. abbie riedeman Posted on December 10, 2017 at 5:32 pm

    β€œyeah, no i’m aware i’m not at a board meeting rose” 😭😭🀣🀣🀣🀣 i can’t

    Reply
  53. Andrew Johnson Posted on December 13, 2017 at 2:38 am

    "I mean…no"…me when someone suggests leaving my house.

    Reply
  54. Anna Karaivanov Posted on December 16, 2017 at 2:15 pm

    I am rose

    Reply
  55. Jo L Robbo Posted on December 20, 2017 at 1:21 am

    When you are all Rose and Rosied out waiting for more vlogmas and you find this gem 🀣

    Reply
  56. Laci Monay Posted on February 9, 2018 at 12:43 am

    I highly she was already drunk!

    Reply
  57. Vexthena Posted on February 9, 2018 at 10:24 pm

    How can someone be so bad at somethingπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  58. Alice Davis Posted on February 15, 2018 at 3:49 am

    I would love to challenge Rose at ping pong

    Reply
  59. Little Misty-eyed Posted on February 20, 2018 at 11:09 pm

    Is there a compilation of Rosie screaming? If so can someone make one and link it. I neeed it in my life

    Reply
  60. Ruth Martinez Posted on February 24, 2018 at 7:00 am

    The table so small.

    Reply
  61. tiare villarroel Posted on February 26, 2018 at 12:27 am

    Jajajaj ver rose borracha es muy divertido

    Reply
  62. I'm gay and I wouldn't have it any other way Posted on February 27, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    Rose turned into a fuckboi in one outfit

    Reply
  63. koltonshawn Posted on March 15, 2018 at 10:32 am

    quality content is Rose in that SnapBack πŸ˜‰

    Reply
  64. LOLZX oe Posted on March 25, 2018 at 7:12 am

    Im starting to notice ( idk if im just a type of person that notices things late ) rosie likes getting her butt smacked , doesnt sound normal to me πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  65. Charlotte Brown Posted on April 12, 2018 at 11:33 pm

    0:16 me running away from my responsibilities

    Reply
  66. moji Posted on April 26, 2018 at 2:54 pm

    ζœΊγŒε°γ•γ„γ­γ€‚

    Reply
  67. rainbows x Posted on May 20, 2018 at 9:52 am

    i remember the time i never knew rose and rosie fully and i saw this lol

    Reply
  68. Laura 162 Posted on May 25, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Hello! check it out this awesome ladies and if you like it click the subscribe botton https://youtu.be/JlqseMx0y8U πŸ˜‰

    Reply
  69. baby gimbap Posted on May 27, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    4:43 onwards. I cant stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    Reply
  70. Sofia Posted on May 31, 2018 at 4:35 pm

    I love confused Rosie

    Reply
  71. czerene Bins Posted on June 7, 2018 at 6:42 am

    Hey rosie what if you accidentally swallow that ball..

    Reply
  72. caustic Posted on June 23, 2018 at 5:30 am

    Rosie is some kind of female Noel Fielding.

    Reply
  73. crystal Posted on June 24, 2018 at 6:43 pm

    you both have very different aesthetics in this vid and i can't decide who i fancy more damnnnn

    Reply
  74. Gabriela Sacha Posted on July 3, 2018 at 5:36 pm

    you can't play but I love this video so much, you are both so cute and so fuuny πŸ˜€
    salute from Poland

    Reply
  75. Mackenzie Kehoe Posted on August 29, 2018 at 12:32 am

    Why does rose look so hot wearing the SnapBack 😍😍😱😱

    Reply
  76. Girl Wonder Posted on September 29, 2018 at 11:04 am

    πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

    Reply
  77. Sarah Silvas Posted on October 1, 2018 at 10:00 am

    20 seconds in and I'm already losing my shit. Lmfao

    Reply
  78. Georgie Shiel Posted on October 22, 2018 at 4:43 pm

    10, 100 and 5 aren’t even scores in tennis πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β€οΈ

    Reply
  79. Sara Regine Hansen Posted on November 12, 2018 at 9:03 pm

    I haven't laughed so much from a video like i did watching thisπŸ˜‚πŸ‡³πŸ‡΄

    Reply
  80. Cathi Blackmon Posted on November 19, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Rose and Rosie are endgame.

    Reply
  81. Daniel Kreitmeir Posted on December 1, 2018 at 7:59 am

    Rose Mansplaining Tennis to Rosie #Sexism XD

    Reply
  82. Skanda panda Posted on December 4, 2018 at 5:58 am

    i never knew i could find someone who excels in ping pong so attractive πŸ˜‚πŸ˜

    Reply
  83. roxxanaa Posted on December 30, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    *Probably like tennis: "10, 100, 5"

    Reply
  84. That one softball Player 77 Posted on January 1, 2019 at 3:23 am

    Why is rose dressed like the biggest lesbian I have ever seen

    Reply
  85. LabradorIndependent Posted on January 14, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    3:46

    Reply
  86. Lucifer Cornershop Posted on February 25, 2019 at 7:31 pm

    It's not over til you spank me with the bat πŸ˜‚…… Ow! πŸ˜‚ If I had a pound for everytime I've heard that……

    Reply
  87. The1999 Posted on March 7, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    β€œBend over Rosie.” Leaves. Same.

    Reply
  88. Luciana Boss Posted on March 21, 2019 at 1:01 pm

    HAAHAHAHAH OMG THE END OF THE VIDEO WAS THE BEST PART 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

    Reply
  89. Rosie _16 Posted on March 23, 2019 at 8:07 pm

    Can’t believe I’ve just watched that while eating popcornπŸ˜‚

    Reply
  90. Justin Posted on March 27, 2019 at 2:06 pm

    Omg first time playing ping pong for Rosie that’s not fair!!

    Reply
  91. Yas Thomas Posted on April 10, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    4:15 considering Botox SHE DID IT

    Reply
  92. Holly Brown Posted on April 24, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    Put on captions and go to 5:54 πŸ™ƒ

    Reply
  93. M Onion Lee Posted on April 27, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Muahahah IT DEPENDS WHERE IT LANDS

    Reply
  94. M Onion Lee Posted on April 27, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Absolutely lost it when Rosie's bat just slipped out before hitting the ball

    Reply
  95. M Onion Lee Posted on April 27, 2019 at 3:00 pm

    5:42 all i can think of is….. Sth nice ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

    Reply
  96. Raiza Domingo Posted on May 14, 2019 at 6:27 am

    this 40% is affecting my game 40%..
    seriously??? f–k–g Hilarious!!! πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    Reply
  97. finn huizing Posted on June 15, 2019 at 8:46 pm

    This wil never not be iconic

    Reply
  98. ngl ihatelife Posted on August 23, 2019 at 6:05 am

    3:56 "if i was at a board meeting I'd have more tits"

    SUPERIOR QUOTE RIGHT THERE

    Reply
LEAVE A COMMENT