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Giraffe Volleyball Championships


[Intro music] Matt: We are playing some goofy, wacky, stuff Ryan. Ryan: Yeah, it’s a game with giraffes. Random. Matt: *snickers* le random giraffes111!!1! Ryan: Uh-oh. Matt: We’re doing, uh…it’s giraffe volleyball. We found this game online and we said why not so… Ryan: Hold on…get this… get this fucking wire out of my way Matt: Ryan, your controller wire is all tangled with the microphone. What are you DOING? Ryan: It’s not even tangled, you’re lying… Matt: Oh, but I’m about to kick your ass at some giraffe volleyball. Ryan: Yay, I won. Matt: I lost a point. Ryan: Dumbass. Matt: I like this game. I like the way they move. Ryan: Okay. Matt: Come here, boy. I’m on the left, Ryan’s on the right. Ryan: Darn. Matt: What if giraffes actually looked like this, and when they walked it was just like: *random noise* It’s terrifying to be honest. Ryan: What if, dude. Matt: Ha HA! Ryan: NOOOOO. Matt: HAHA!! Matt: Got eeeeem! Matt: Okay, here we go… Matt: Ooh! Matt: ooOOOH! Ryan: oooOOOooOOooOoH!! Matt: Get outta there-oh SHIT! Matt: Fuck. FUCK! Ryan: Yeeeeahh. Matt: That’s tricky. Ryan: *in rhythm with giraffe movement* Fuck. ‘n. Fight. With. Me. Matt: That’s tricky, dude. *laughs* Matt: You’re just over there. You’re- Ryan: (In background, singing)
Matt: You’re enticing me, dude. Ryan: C’mon… Matt: You’re teasing me! Stop it! Matt: Alright… Ryan: *grunting* Matt: Very nice, there you go… Matt: Ooh! I like uh…the ball goes with the music, you see that? Ryan: Hurry-!! Ah, there we go. Matt: FUCK! Ryan: Ha HA! Matt: That’s not fair. Ryan: Who’s the better giraffe now, dumbass?! Matt: It’s not about who’s the better giraffe, Ryan… Ryan: Oh really? That’s not what the score says. Matt: We’re ALL winners here. Ryan: Says the loser. Matt: Not for long, Ryan. Matt: Yeah! *mocking Ryan* Says the loser! Ryan: We’re tied, idiot. Matt: *Stumbling over words*
Ryan: *Mocks Matt* Matt: Ready for this? Ryan: Come on, boy. Matt: Taste my giraffe wrath. Matt: FUCK. Ryan: I’m tasting it. It tastes good. Matt: I love these controls, though. This is actually- Ryan: This is a pleasing game. Matt: I thought is was going to be a very stupid, dumb game. Matt: Well, it IS a very stupid, dumb game. Matt: But, it’s also very uh…surprisingly fun. Matt: Very smooth controls. Matt: GOD damnit. Ryan: You can blame God all you want… Matt: I wasn’t BLAMING God.. Ryan: But it’s the prophet who’s to blame. Matt: The prophet? Ryan: The false prophet. Matt: Who’s the false prophet? Ryan: Ann. Matt: wut. Matt: ANYWAY, you won that one, Ryan, but, uh, heh… We’ll-we’ll see next time who’s going to win…the next one. Ryan: *tiny voice* I’m Matt, heh heh. Ryan: HEH. Ryan: HOH. Ryan: HEHEHEHEHEHOHOHAHAHAH. Matt: FUCK! Matt:That’s hard. Matt: Their legs look like spaghetti before you cook it. Ryan: Well, that’s just mean. *Ryan grunts excitedly* Ryan: No! Matt: Come and get it. Ryan: *still grunting* Matt: WHAT?! Ryan: HOH HOH HOH HOH Matt: Was that a glitch?! Ryan: Heh, yeah, but you still got the… Ryan: Dude, go through puberty, dude. Matt: When I get upset, my voice gets high, Ryan. Matt: Cause of smokin’ all that kush. [air horn] Matt: OH! Damnit! Matt: Wow. This is, uh…this is not goin’ well for me. Ryan: I wanna see, like, a Pixar animation… …with like giraffes who’s legs move like this. Matt: *snickers* Ryan: Like, they had to create new technology for that octopus Hank thing in Dory 2. Matt: Oh, come on! Matt: Yeah! How they had to like…they had to like create new technology just to work the physics of that octopus. Ryan: Yeah. Except now it’s just giraffes and legs. Matt: Eat my shorts, Ryan! Eat my giraffe shorts! Matt: Which I would love to see, by the way. Imagine a giraffe with a pair of jorts on. Matt: That’d be some goofy stuff, wouldn’t it? Matt: That’d be just…funny. le rand0m. Matt: I’d see that on 9GAG.
Ryan: I’d be like ho ho! Funny funny! Matt: le funny 9gag memez11!1!! Ryan: Just over here BOUNCIN’ AROUND… Matt: *tsks* Ooh, Ryan. Things aren’t looking good for you. Ryan: *laughs* They’re not? Matt: …no… Matt: Let’s play this one short. Matt: Let’s play short. Matt: Ryan! You’re s- Ryan: What’re you doin’? Matt: I said let’s play it short for fun, and you still wanted to play it tall! Ryan: Yeah, that’s the point of the game Matt: Let’s play this next one short. Ryan: Why? Because you’re losing and you don’t wanna lose anymore? Matt: No! Look, it’s gunna be even next time. It’s at zero-zero, let’s play short for one round. It’d be fun. Ryan: Are we only allowed to move the head? Matt: Well, yeah. With the head. Matt: Ha HA. Matt: HEY! What-! Matt: So…I guess you can push it through the net? Ryan: Yeah. Matt: Ah, shit. Ryan: There it goes. Matt: Ah, God damnit. Matt: That SUCKS, Ryan, why would you wanna play short?
Ryan: *moaning* I’m the winner! Matt: Hey, stop-you’re getting bigger, you cheater!! Matt: No, that was only the first round- Ryan: CHEATER! Now, I’m not following your rules anymore. Matt: I said for one round, let’s play it short. That was one round. Flashback Matt: Play short. Just for one round. It’d be fun. Ryan: *whines girlishly* Matt: Oh! Oh! *random grunting from both parties* Ryan: My spots are better than your spots. Matt: No they’re not…stop… Ryan: My spots are more… Matt: They’re the same spots, Ryan. Ryan: No, they’re not! Matt: Stop trying to put me down, dude. Matt: They’re the exact same spots! Matt: God… *soft gasp from Ryan* Matt: I feel like this game would be a lot more successful if they added more backgrounds and achievements…or like different giraffe skins and stuff. I think it’d be a lot more fun. A lot more, uh… Ryan: I’d play WAY more often. Matt: If they made this into a mobile app, and they added more backgrounds and you could play with friends and stuff… Ryan: We are playing with friends. We’re playing with each other. Matt: Yeah, but I mean you could play with friends wirelessly. Ryan: Oh, you mean like ACTUAL real friends. Matt: Or like a CPU or something, it’d be fun- wait, wut. Ryan: NOOOOOOOO it goes too far, it’s not fair!! Matt: Ryan, play with the funny giraffe ball! Ryan: This is what they sound like. This is all I picture these giraffes sound like. *nasally whine* Oh, PLEASE, over here. Matt: *nasally whine* Oh come on! I throw the ball to you! [straight up sex noises from Ryan] Ryan: Ohh GOD that ball is so fuckin’ big! Matt: *normal voice* Oh, fuck. Ryan: *normal voice* Uh-oh. Matt: I got it, I’m good. Ryan: Oh! Ryan: Do ya got it? Matt: It’s hard when it gets stuck in a corner, I saw you fffUH! Ryan: *nasally whine* Goal. Matt: *whines at Ryan* Ryan: *whines at Matt* Ryan: Man is this game a triumph of game physics. Matt: This is EPIC. Ryan: *whines sexually* Ryan: No! Matt: I hit your little white ball, Ryan. Ryan: You’re using a cheat code! Matt: You’re cheating, you’re cheating! Matt: Back when you were a kid, you’d be playing, like, a game with someone you’re winning, they’d accuse you of cheating somehow. Fuck! Ryan: I had a kid at a birthday party that with War of the Monsters he’d accuse all of us of cheating because he kept losing and he ripped the PlayStation 2 from the wall. Matt: What?! Ryan: Yeah. Matt: Just because he was losing? Ryan: Yeah. Matt: What a piece of shit! Ryan: And…we called his parents. And…they came to pick him up. And before all this happened- There you go. I wasn’t paying attention. There you go. There’s a point. Matt: Keep telling your story, it’s a good one. Ryan: Uh, he dressed up in a dinosaur costume for no reason- Matt: Does this kid have somethin’ wrong with him? Ryan: I think he did. Matt: See, most normal kids don’t just, when they lose the game, rip the PlayStation outta the wall. Ryan: No, but I’ve gotten really mad at video games before. There was this one time where my Grand Theft Auto 4 save froze in the middle of a very important mission that took me forever. Matt: That sucks. Ryan: And so I hit the top of it, and punched it really hard and the disc scratched. Ryan: Like, really bad. Like, it was a perfect circle scratch. Matt: I had a friend when I was a kid…like, if he’d be losing he’d just turn off the console. I’d be like- *sputters in frustration* Ryan: *laughs* Really? Matt: Yeah! And I had another friend, in middle school, that-what the hell?? Ryan: You got it, Matt. You got it. Come on, Matt. Matt: There we go. Ryan: There! Matt: We were playing Guitar Hero, and he couldn’t get his guitar for the Wii…he couldn’t get it to, uhhhh, sync up with the Wii. And he got furious and just like, threw it into the wall and was like “FUCK!!!” and went in to his room. And that was the first time I’d ever heard any of my friends say the f-word. I freaked out. I was like-*soft gasp* And I thought he was joking at first, so then I went into his room, and he was crying. And then ANOTHER time- Ryan: Fuck! Matt: Same friend, we were playing Rock Band. I smacked him in the back with a drumstick, in like a joking way…he just started crying. Like- *imitates crying* Just really hard, on the spot. I was like… I was kinda traumatized. I was like, “Oh my God!!”. NO! GOD DAMNIT!! Ryan: *laughs* I cheated!! Matt: Cheater cheater, pumpkin eater!
Ryan: *chanting* Cheating! Cheating! Cheating! You GOTTA love cheating, Matt. It’s how real men win games. Matt: And it’s also how real men win women. Ha HA. Ryan: Yup. Matt: Nothin’ wrong with a little cheating on your spouse here and there, am I right? Ryan: Not at all. [more grunting] Ryan: OH! Whatcha gunna do now?! Matt: Whatcha gunna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk? Gimme a kiss, gimme a kiss. [smooches] Ryan: Well. There you go. Matt: Ryan, I might win this one. If I win this one, I’m gunna cut out ALL of the other ones and just only upload this ONE. Ryan: …that makes sense. Matt: What if we played a bunch of rounds and you watch the video and I only uploaded the ones that I won? Which is…one of them? Ryan: That would just be so shitty. None of them, so far. Matt: Mmmm you don’t know THAT. There we go! Thank God we just started the Let’s Play! Ryan: It’s just like you to get all pompous and stuff when you win ONE. Matt: I’m winning! Ryan: *mockingly* I just need to prove that I can win ONCE! Matt: Look at me win, Ryan. Ha HA! Ryan: Are you puttin’ in cheat codes? Matt: Dude- Ryan: Star star stAR STAR STAR!! Matt: I went to the Scholastic book fair and I got myself one of those books of cheat codes. Ryan: I used to have those. Matt: Remember like, in elementary school they’d have the book fairs- Ryan: Oh yeah.
Matt: -and they’d have the big book of cheat codes for like, PlayStation One and- FUCK! Ryan: *In high pitch voice* Woah Woah Woah Ryan: *Still in high voice* Drop de ball on me!
(In normal voice) I used to uh, use those cheat codes back in the day. Ahhhh. Matt: Wow, Ryan uh…well you know, cheaters never actually win. That’s the thing. Ryan: Oh, but they do. Matt: I hate that saying. It’s like, “Cheaters never win.” Both: Yeah, they do. Ryan: They cheat, so they win. What are you talking about? Matt: Ther-the…the…they do win it’s like Matt: Well the moral of the story is that they don’t actually win, Matt: because they’re cheating.
Ryan: Cheating’s just a term that used… Ryan…that like fucking losers use to describe winners.
Matt: Fuck! Matt: Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater! Ryan: Oh you’ve got to suck my wiener!
Matt: Oh, hey, hey, hey Matt: Come over here, I suck your wiener! Ryan: That’s what uhhh my step brother used to say. Matt: Tch, what? Ryan: Cheater, cheater pumpkin eater now you have to suck my wiener.
Matt: Oh! Matt: I thought you were just saying like yeah my step brother used to be like suck my wiener! Ryan: Hm.
Matt: Yeah, ok man. Ryan: I don’t know why I brought him up. Ryan: I don’t, taught
Matt: I don’t know what kind of relationship you got with you’re step brother but Ryan: Uh, no relationship. Matt: Oh.
Ryan: *chuckles* Matt: I got a pretty good relationship with your step brother.
Ryan: There’s the fun happy fact of the day. Matt: *laughs* Ryan: Goddamnit Ryan: Tank you, tank you so much. Matt: Mkay, here it, here it comes.
Ryan: Ho! Matt: Ohh Matt: A chicken! Matt: FUCK!
Ryan: Yay! Matt: This is, this is a close match. Ryan: Winner takes all? Is it up to five or what? Matt: Yeah, it’s five. Ryan: Look at me. Ryan: I’m fucking psyching you out dude. Matt: Umm. Ryan: Oh so it’s gonna go in, ok just gotta,
Matt: Hmmm Matt: *in weird voice* I’ve got to hit the ball! Hit the ball over here please! Ryan: I’ve gotta really work it! Matt: Oooo
Ryan: Fuck. Matt: Come on just come and give me a kiss! Ryan: Aw, it’s gonna be stuck here, isn’t it? Both: NOOOOOO! Ryan: Damnit! You won. Ryan: You one that one. Matt: Good job, dude. You know what, good game. Give me a high-five. Ryan: Whoo!
Matt: Give me a handshake, give me a handshake. Ryan: Handshake.
Matt: Alright, good game. Ryan: We’re actually shaking hands. Matt: Yeah we were really shaking hands. Ryan: Uh. Matt: Anyways guys, that was uhh some fun giraffe stuff. Matt: So if you liked it, hit the subscribe button. And… Ryan: Recognize Matt as the sole loser for the game. Matt: Well, look who won in the end, that’s all that matters Ryan. You know like in a rap battle. Whoever has the last word always seems like the winner so Hmm, I guess uhh looks like I won this one. Ryan: Word. Matt: Nope, I won,
Ryan: Last word.
Matt: I won! Ryan: Matt sucks.
Matt: STOP!

David Frank

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Shawna DF Posted on September 6, 2016 at 3:35 am

    I probably wasn't paying attention if they already said this, but where is this game at? Is it on Steam or some other website?

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  2. Filthy Casual Posted on September 6, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Pixar's The Secret Life of Giraffes

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  3. Emily Grace Posted on September 6, 2016 at 7:03 pm

    I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING OH GOD THE WAY THEY WALKED LIKE DRUNK DADDY LONG LEGS I CANT

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  4. Scarlett Crimson Posted on September 7, 2016 at 3:23 am

    When Ryan moaned, "I am the winner." I died

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  5. Lukas Montgomery Posted on September 7, 2016 at 4:23 am

    9:50–10:12 NEEDS to be on the next best of SuperMega volume! PLEAASE

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  6. Porque Molestarse Posted on September 7, 2016 at 5:44 am

    fuck 9gag dude…
    imgur is the only true god

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  7. Js Posted on September 7, 2016 at 1:13 pm

    Why is it, that when I watch these videos I feel like Im watching soft-core porn….

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  8. deviledbugs Posted on September 11, 2016 at 1:54 am

    the fact that ryan makes so many high pitched moans is bc he knows he wont get pussy in real life so he imitates it

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  9. Shazy Shaze Posted on September 21, 2016 at 1:22 am

    Ryan, why you gotta bully Matt ;~;

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  10. OneNutPete Posted on September 21, 2016 at 12:46 pm

    I am a homosexual.

    Reply
  11. althentik Posted on September 22, 2016 at 12:15 pm

    Spike it in his N Zone for a three pointer home run!

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  12. Whoa Very Cool Posted on September 22, 2016 at 9:43 pm

    8:24 there single ladies… or maybe not?

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  13. Carol G Posted on September 23, 2016 at 1:59 pm

    When did they turn into Filthy Frank impersonators?

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  14. assnoot Posted on September 30, 2016 at 12:35 pm

    ryan called fucking finding dory 'dory 2'

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  15. Acorn468 Posted on October 4, 2016 at 1:51 am

    its kinda late and i am dying of laughter

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  16. ShiftyRye 27 Posted on October 11, 2016 at 5:15 am

    Your high-pitched moans, and the "suck my wiener" part, get me every time.

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  17. Jessica Knowles Posted on October 18, 2016 at 6:43 am

    This is my favourite video now๐Ÿ˜‚

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  18. Pinstoice Posted on October 19, 2016 at 2:38 am

    I need help figuring out who's voice is who's help.

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  19. Yuko14 Posted on October 20, 2016 at 1:17 am

    their voices are kinda similiar, it's hard to differentiate who's who

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  20. Queergon Jinn Posted on October 21, 2016 at 6:08 am

    GOD I NEED TO KNOW IF THEY ARE TOGETHER LIKE SERIOUSLY… You… you don't understand how much this means to me… but then again i might be better off without the answer.

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  21. Lisbet Banegas Posted on October 28, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    9:52 ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  22. Lavender LLama Posted on October 29, 2016 at 4:59 pm

    Whys the one with the goofy laugh?

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  23. Coca Cola Posted on October 30, 2016 at 6:04 am

    I always thought that "Cheaters Never Win" was a phrase saying like "Cheaters may win on the scoreboard, but they didn't win morally"

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  24. spoops tv Posted on October 30, 2016 at 11:14 pm

    Giraffes are gay. like if you get the reference

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  25. Pigzit Posted on November 4, 2016 at 5:06 am

    "This seems like something giraffes would do"

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  26. Laura R. Posted on November 5, 2016 at 5:47 am

    this game makes the commentary so much more funny and idk how ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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  27. Ian Jones Posted on November 8, 2016 at 7:39 am

    More of this please. Like, everything about it.

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  28. atarirob Posted on November 8, 2016 at 2:31 pm

    I remember playing Mario Kart Double Dash (the boat level) with my friend and I was in 8th the whole fucking race until the very end where I got the infinite mushroom powerup and went straight to second place until my friend waited at the fucking finish line (he was in 1st the whole race) and through 3 shells in a row at me. I turned the fucking Gamecube off.

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  29. hak nyan Posted on November 8, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    THE VOICES THEY DID FOR THE GIRAFFES SOUNDED LIKE CHIBITALIA ITALY IM

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  30. Serrano Brothers Posted on November 16, 2016 at 5:18 am

    Matt is such a sweetheart, stop picking on him Ryan!

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  31. James McKnight Posted on December 18, 2016 at 2:46 pm

    4:38 I AM THE WINNERRRRRHHHHHH

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  32. Mortos DerSoulStealer Posted on December 23, 2016 at 12:22 am

    giraffes are gay

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  33. ใƒƒMarije Posted on December 24, 2016 at 6:23 pm

    I love the birds

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  34. L Lawliet Posted on December 27, 2016 at 9:17 am

    I don't believe
    In giraffes

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  35. I did 11/9 k ? Posted on January 8, 2017 at 6:29 pm

    10:18 one of them made a villager sound from meincraft

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  36. Trash Can Posted on January 13, 2017 at 4:58 am

    @4:46–4:55 they made it look like the giraffes are arguing with eachother ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ the way they moved the giraffes bodies/heads

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  37. sadbaby Posted on January 17, 2017 at 10:21 pm

    "my spots r better than your spots"
    "no it's not stahppp):"

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  38. Stephanie McNugg Posted on January 25, 2017 at 11:05 pm

    Jesus Christ all this moaning

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  39. Madeline Emory Posted on February 8, 2017 at 11:19 pm

    I've never tried so hard not to laugh in public before oh my god

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  40. Sacred Productions Posted on February 18, 2017 at 8:52 am

    I am choking with laughter.

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  41. Robbie Ellos Posted on February 18, 2017 at 5:33 pm

    wtf did I just watch…

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  42. Krispy milk Posted on February 20, 2017 at 4:10 am

    #stopspotshaming

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  43. Stegakittysaurus Posted on February 27, 2017 at 12:26 am

    This video gets 27X times better when you have the captions on

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  44. A Big Tree Posted on March 7, 2017 at 1:40 pm

    girafes r gey

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  45. VincentStreak Posted on March 7, 2017 at 7:33 pm

    not to be a downer but people bursting into tears over minor things can be a symptom of depression. sometimes a shitty controller is the last nail to break you

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  46. Christina Cisternas Posted on March 11, 2017 at 8:46 am

    THAT WAS SO FUNNY

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  47. Autumn Dominguez Posted on March 19, 2017 at 4:38 am

    it took me so long to finally be able to tell their voices apart

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  48. Sporco Figlio di Puttana Posted on March 20, 2017 at 4:08 pm

    This game features high impact sexual violence.

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  49. Nathan Richards Posted on March 29, 2017 at 5:12 am

    Matt you cheated

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  50. violeta Posted on April 17, 2017 at 11:11 am

    i love when u watch suoermega so much u actually catch them telling the same stories

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  51. Jekkaboi Posted on May 14, 2017 at 12:20 pm

    SUCK MY WEINERR

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  52. Thad Alpha Posted on June 11, 2017 at 2:50 pm

    "Giraffes memes in 9Gag" The Imgur mascot is a giraffe.

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  53. ray Posted on June 21, 2017 at 3:31 am

    i got a perfect circle scratch on a disk when i was really little and i cried because it was my favorite game at the time

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  54. DexADavis Posted on June 27, 2017 at 7:37 pm

    2:52
    2:57
    3:33
    4:40
    5:05
    5:45
    5:57
    6:14
    8:36
    9:30
    9:56
    10:08

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  55. doctacos1 Posted on July 5, 2017 at 5:48 am

    4k up, 12 down? Niiiiice

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  56. Emily Hays Posted on July 10, 2017 at 1:29 am

    This reminds me of adventure time music

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  57. loetsi Posted on August 11, 2017 at 6:56 am

    watch 0:58 onwards with your eyes closed

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  58. kittypie Posted on August 20, 2017 at 7:13 pm

    now you got to succ my wiener ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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  59. Zac Budde Posted on September 26, 2017 at 5:43 am

    Me: I wonder who's on what side.
    Also me: Doesn't read the on-screen text

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  60. Colovrblind Posted on October 3, 2017 at 8:20 pm

    1:01 Ryan moving the giraffes head like a maniac had me dying

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  61. ArxticPup Posted on December 16, 2017 at 1:51 pm

    Mom thinks Iโ€™m watching gay porn Iโ€™m-

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  62. trico_22 Posted on January 1, 2018 at 9:08 am

    …my brother thought I was watching gay porn…๐Ÿ™ƒ

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  63. Natalie Brown Posted on January 4, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    Sometimes itโ€™s hard for me to figure out which one is which unless they tell me…. There voices are so similar!!!

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  64. Quantum Entanglement Posted on January 9, 2018 at 7:56 am

    The spots thing made me think of sneeches on the beaches.

    Gotta have those stars upon thars.

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  65. 3athlete Posted on January 10, 2018 at 12:28 pm

    you should've moved their heads with the person speaking :3

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  66. Kei Posted on January 13, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Who's the better giraffe now dumbass

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  67. Confuzeled Posted on January 14, 2018 at 4:15 am

    ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ‡
    ~~~~~~~Gay~~~~~~~~
    ๐ŸŽ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‹๐Ÿ๐ŸŒผ๐Ÿ‡

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  68. dowingba Posted on January 14, 2018 at 5:37 pm

    Cheaters win more easily, by cheating.

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  69. Chaminar Killz Posted on January 15, 2018 at 2:39 am

    Omg who's watching in 2018 hahhaaaaaa kewl XD

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  70. Beabea Arts Posted on January 16, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Play more of this, I love when you guys just fucking moan and move the giraffe in circles XD

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  71. Baby Blu Posted on January 17, 2018 at 3:49 am

    I've seen you in my recommendations for a while, I'm soo glad i clicked today

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  72. Emmett Painter Posted on January 17, 2018 at 3:56 am

    "HUUUuuu!"
    "HYOUU~"

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  73. Kaylee Baby Posted on January 17, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    it started at watching you guys play moviestarplanet and the develop into an addiction

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  74. Brandon C Posted on January 28, 2018 at 2:11 am

    8:25 Missed opportunity for Ryan to say "Just like Anne's been cheating on your dad with me"

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  75. NeonDoesStuff Posted on February 10, 2018 at 12:20 pm

    I laughed so hard and I laughed harder because im tired and just messaged my friend a lot and I am actually drunk on laughter rn and being tired doesnt fucking help but everything is so funny like I was trying to say โ€œIโ€™m laughing like a mad manโ€ (out loud) but accidentally nearly said โ€œim laughing like a michilan manโ€ but I actually said โ€œim laughing like a michiganโ€ and then kept laughing so hard because it was everything and โ€œcheater cheater pumpkin eater now you got to suck my weenerโ€ with the accent just fucking killed me and from then on I was laughing so hard (I started laughing when he said โ€œim the winnerโ€ in a voice that sounds like moaning. everything after that was funny)

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  76. g h o s t Posted on March 21, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    matt is obviously the superior giraffe

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  77. E M Posted on March 27, 2018 at 1:53 pm

    5:52 So basically they sound like Cow from Cow and Chicken lol

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  78. Dustin Clark Posted on May 2, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Not even kidding, you guys almost made me shit myself with those giraffe voices. I had to pause the video to avoid it ๐Ÿ˜‚

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  79. eliryymagee Posted on May 28, 2018 at 2:10 am

    I love the voices they used in this game omfg

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  80. Elle Haller Posted on June 11, 2018 at 12:48 am

    4:40 i AM thE WinNnner

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  81. Powerpuff 24601 Posted on July 14, 2018 at 9:53 pm

    When I was a youngen, I was at a friends birthday party and she was losing so she turn ed of the console saying it kept freezing on her part, very petty.

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  82. Preston Douglas Posted on July 27, 2018 at 2:49 am

    bruh ive heard this story about this kid is the dinosaur costume so many times. Yet each time we get new incite into the glorious lives of Matt & Ryan.

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  83. kim Posted on July 27, 2018 at 3:35 am

    Now my mother thinks Iโ€™m watching gay porn. Oh and supermega as well haha

    im not gay I swear donโ€™t kick me out

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  84. anasgamez games vlogs and more Posted on July 27, 2018 at 8:27 pm

    matt; oh god that ball is so fucking big
    me;wtf

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  85. JMW Posted on September 25, 2018 at 6:12 am

    Please tell me there is a SuperMega animated for this

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  86. YouAreAWeeb Posted on December 13, 2018 at 2:12 am

    Damn Mattโ€™s shit

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  87. Touhou Trash Posted on May 7, 2019 at 5:38 am

    Pasta Machine!

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  88. Zesty Posted on May 24, 2019 at 10:50 pm

    Fucking love this volleyball in 2019

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  89. DoHerHarder Posted on August 14, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    5:05 is the best part

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  90. Sentient ass Posted on August 16, 2019 at 5:36 pm

    8:39 10:51 Imagine if Matt said that while the giraffes were away from each other and they just stopped playing for a second ๐Ÿ™‚

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  91. dinoscare Posted on September 4, 2019 at 5:45 am

    happy 3 year anniversary to the video that got me into supermega ๐Ÿ™‚

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  92. Rocklets De Colores Posted on October 8, 2019 at 2:57 am

    4:41 did matt invent the and i oop meme

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