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Its never fun to watch the Patriots. Its even worse when they win the Super Bowl.   The Washington P

Its never fun to watch the Patriots. Its even worse when they win the Super Bowl. The Washington P Perspective Interpretation of the news based on evidence, including data, as well as anticipating how events might unfold based on past events The thing is, its not healthy to root against people or teams. Heck, I didnt even root against the British in the Revolutionary War. But Super Bowl Sunday is ruined by the New England Patriots — its like waking up Christmas morning with acne. Alas, for the ninth time this century, the presence of the Patriots tainted my entire viewing experience, and, frankly, it affects my judgment. Of course, we know who won; I can take this no longer. I shouldve gone to med school in the Solomon Islands and stayed there. As usual, I took in all of Super Bowl Sunday and took copious notes: 2:08 p.m. Eastern time: Evan Washburn, at the Patriots team hotel, says the lobby is jammed. What does he expect? Everyone is checking out. 2:56: Cedric the Entertainer drops in on the CBS pregame. He chooses not to entertain us. 3:15: Jim Rome appears to pick both the Los Angeles Rams and the Patriots — no wonder he revolutionized sports talk radio. 3:18: Jamie Erdahl talks to NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. Her toughest question: How has your [Super Bowl] experience been? 4:41: Daisy steps out to watch the end of Puppy Bowl 15 on Animal Planet. TeamRuff 4:53: I never wouldve put Ndamukong Suh and Warren Buffett together. 6:02: Peyton Manning John Malkovich: Best Super Bowl opening ever. 6:07: I have now been friends with Jim Nantz since 1990. 6:15: Washburn asks Bill Belichick a question that is 13 times longer than his answer. 6:29: Martin Luther King Jr.s daughter does the coin toss. Who knew Mercedes Benz Stadium was the promised land? 6:35: After all Tom Brady interceptions, I wait 30 seconds to see if there is a flag on the play. 6:44: Tony Romo uses vertical in a new way. At this point, I have no idea what vertical means. 6:45: Patriots get first what a load of hooey call in their favor from officials. 6:56: Stephen Gostkowski misses a 46 yard field goal attempt; I cant believe a voodoo doll from 2,175 miles away actually works. 7:08: Brady gets sacked and fumbles. Cant blame him; he hasnt been touched since Sam Malone worked at Cheers. 7:08:30: I never expect Brady to be sacked — Patriots linemen hold on every play, and game officials listen to Bon Jovi on the commute in. 7:24: Anyone who thinks all of America stops to watch the Super Bowl, I invite you onto any L.A. freeway right now. 7:40: Make Advertising Great Again — most of these Super Bowl commercials are humdrum. 7:54: Patriots fail on fourth and one; this time I went with sorcery. 8:08: Maroon V performs at halftime. I protest — I miss Madonna. 8:12: New England fans travel well — they only throw up in their hotel rooms. 8:17: Jared Goff has that same lost look in his eye that I had at a 1973 Sadie Hawkins dance. 8:29: Toni asks if I want cacio e pepe or monkfish in lemon butter for dinner. I WANT THE PATRIOTS TO LOSE, woman. 8:31: Inexplicably, Julian Edelman appears to be uncovered. Similarly, the U.S. made the same mistake with Goldman Sachs in 2008. 8:42: This game starting to remind me of the 2012 MLS Cup: Galaxy 3, Dynamo 1. 8:48: Nantz, playfully, after Johnny Hekkers 65 yard punt: Its going to get exciting now. Promise? 8:53: Switching to ESPN2 briefly for a World Series of Poker rerun. The color commentator there doesnt predict stuff like Romo, but he has a smooth as silk voice. 9:32: Oh, sure, like I need to see Gisele Bündchen celebrating a big Brady completion. 9:53: The Washington Post just ran a 45 second commercial spot. Newspapers are back, baby! 9:58: Gostkowskis 41 yard field goal attempt barely is inside the left upright, clinching it for the Patriots with 1:12 left. I ran out of black magic. 9:58:15: If I were still in the Solomon Islands, I wouldnt even have a TV. 9:58:30: I will never eat New England clam chowder again. Q. Why do NFL referees have such a hard time getting judgment calls right in real time when the slow motion replay, the stop frame, the close up, the multiple synced camera angles, the help from their crewmates, the roar of the fans watching stadium scoreboards, the predictions from TV commentators and the opinion of former referees sitting thousands of miles away make it seem pretty straightforward? Steve Owings; Spokane, Wash. A. Pay the man, Shirley. Q. The R asterisk dsk asterisk ns just hired Rob Ryan as an inside linebackers coach — is that like hiring a waiter who doesnt work the patio area? Mike Soper; Washington A. Pay the man, Shirley. Q. If the blackjack dealer deals a card to Tom Brady after Brady says, Hit me, does an official appear and throw a flag for roughing the passer? Bill Rote; Springfield, Va. A. Pay the man, Shirley. Q. When will Russias role in the Rams Saints non call be revealed? Tom Martella; Washington A. Pay the man, Shirley. You, too, can enter the dollar 1.25 Ask The Slouch Cash Giveaway. Just email [email protected] and, if your question is used, you win dollar 1.25 in cash! Please enter a valid email address. By submitting your email, you agree to our and . We sent this offer to [email protected]

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