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Keeley Hawes and her tennis lessons – Would I Lie to You?  [CC]


I lied to my husband that I was good at tennis and had to have secret lessons when he arranged a doubles match. Oh. All right, there we are. Lee? Why would you lie about that? – Because he wasn’t my husband at the time and I was trying to…
– Woo him?
– Woo him. He’s very sporty, so I told him I could ski… LAUGHTER – ..told him I could play tennis…
– Did he ask you skiing?
– He took me. Did you have to learn to ski? It was truly terrible. Somebody called Joost taught me to ski. – Joost?
– I can recommend Joost. Skiing! Yes, so I went and booked some lessons. – What was the instructor called?
– Oh, God, I can’t remember. And yet Joost… Like that. Yeah, but Joost was like… Keeley, Keeley, keep it together, it’s falling apart. Yeah, no, I can’t remember. What was the first thing you learned on the tennis court? – How to bounce the ball.
– And how do you bounce the ball? – Like that.
– That was a quick bounce.
– Well, it’s only that big and it’s only there to there. Tell her gravity would have taken it a bit longer. Were you playing on the Moon? It’s not just gravity, you can give a bit of force. – You can impart an impulse to it, yeah.
– That’s it! – The rate of change of momentum is proportional…
– Don’t push it! LAUGHTER Did you, ah, did you win? – I got there and I feigned… an ankle problem.
– What problem? Because I saw, when I got there, how good they were going to be. – So…
– It was to impress him. I didn’t think he’d start involving other people. Is he a man for involving other people, in general? Hang on a minute. Brian, we’re not at a physicists’ convention now. We’ll keep this clean, please. Now, listen here, listen here, did your husband ever find out about these secret lessons? – I told him.
– You came clean.
– I came clean on the night that I made him dinner, pretending that I’d cooked it, and then he… LAUGHTER Your whole life is a fabrication! I gave it to him in the dark, then he found the Tesco Express box. – Oh, no.
– And then it all came out.
– Did it? I said, “I can’t play tennis and I can’t cook”. “My name’s not Jeff.” And, um… – So what are you going to say? Truth or lie?
– Kevin, true or lie? – I think it’s true.
– You think it’s true?
– I’d believe that.
– What do you think?
– True. – I’ll say it’s true.
– So you’re saying it’s true? Oh, all right. Keeley, truth or lie? It’s absolutely true. Well done, team. I doubted that one. APPLAUSE Yes, it’s true. Keeley did lie to her husband that she was good at tennis and had to have secret lessons when he arranged a doubles match. I had a relationship go wrong because I couldn’t play tennis, but I should never have told that bloke I was Sue Barker.

David Frank

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71 COMMENTS

  1. Widmerpool99 Posted on May 25, 2016 at 12:04 am

    She's adorable, isn't she?

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  2. kibblewibble Posted on May 28, 2016 at 11:13 pm

    There was a Comic relief episode of Would I Lie to you, I've never seen it, I feel like Jimmy Carr was on it or someone like him. Anyway do you have the episode or any clip from the episode?

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  3. avocadoisdelicious Posted on May 30, 2016 at 8:50 am

    dont push it LOL

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  4. Desert Rose Posted on June 11, 2016 at 9:46 pm

    "impart an impulse" XD

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  5. Sophie Wilczek Posted on June 22, 2016 at 1:29 pm

    How's the guy who talks about imparting an impulse called?

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  6. Mark Callaghan Posted on July 9, 2016 at 12:59 am

    yum yum

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  7. thanksfernuthin Posted on July 9, 2016 at 7:40 am

    I really don't think her husband chased her for her athletic skills or cooking talent.

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  8. sarcastic bowl of cornflakes Posted on August 27, 2016 at 2:14 am

    Leave it to the physicist to fixate on the three-body problem.

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  9. Gino Posted on September 6, 2016 at 11:22 pm

    I honestly dont understood Brian Coxes joke at 1:56

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  10. lyianx Posted on September 21, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    And women wonder why guys tell 'small' lies lol.

    "Men lie the most, women tell the biggest lies" -Chris Rock

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  11. Michael Devaney Posted on November 14, 2016 at 2:09 am

    wow she's beautiful

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  12. Paul McCloud Posted on November 20, 2016 at 2:38 pm

    You would think Keeley could just be Keeley, but it just shows you, even celebrities have to go underhand.

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  13. User Unknown Posted on December 30, 2016 at 1:49 pm

    Where do all these cute brits keep coming from

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  14. PjotrSpot Posted on January 31, 2017 at 2:18 am

    Hello Wilty Nope! Small niggle here, but I'd just like to add that I'm 99% certain that 'Yust' is actually 'Joost' which is a Dutch name which is very prevalent among skiing instructors.

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  15. Damien Percy Posted on March 6, 2017 at 11:12 am

    Another marriage based on lies and deception

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  16. Nick Mccartan Posted on March 26, 2017 at 2:07 pm

    Never really liked her in any show/film but IRL she is stunning

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  17. John Smith Posted on April 4, 2017 at 1:10 pm

    She spoke like 2 words and I fell in love..

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  18. spicy doggo Posted on May 2, 2017 at 10:51 pm

    Fun fact: she voiced Lara Croft for like 6 years

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  19. Zolnierzu Posted on June 3, 2017 at 7:18 pm

    Hey, it's Lara Croft!

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  20. Minty Posted on June 7, 2017 at 5:28 am

    This reminds me of the scene from Fresh Prince where Will and his girlfriend are stuck in a room together and she then removes her wig, her fake nails, fake eyelashes, high heels…well, fake everything. His bewilderment at seeing how much of her was artificial was hilarious.

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  21. It's not a race morgan Posted on June 9, 2017 at 12:56 pm

    Best actor in Line of duty, also she is my TV wife because she is beautiful

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  22. James Robertson Posted on June 22, 2017 at 12:50 pm

    Isn't she just the epitome of lovely?

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  23. Toe.Productions Posted on June 27, 2017 at 6:49 pm

    I mean, she's hot, but she's just one big lie right?

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  24. Will Gibson Posted on July 4, 2017 at 3:56 pm

    "Don't push it"

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  25. Rocket Raccoon Posted on August 6, 2017 at 1:37 am

    Who is that lucky man? She really wanted that dick.

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  26. PCANGELDUST Posted on August 13, 2017 at 5:28 pm

    THAT IS GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE!

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  27. Spongebabe Posted on August 19, 2017 at 4:35 pm

    MY NAME ISNT JEFF

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  28. TheHutchy01 Posted on August 30, 2017 at 2:47 am

    "How did you bounce the ball?" And with that we all had a single terrible brilliant thought

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  29. Henry Kidd Posted on September 24, 2017 at 1:01 am

    Brian was so happy when he said that joke

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  30. Anthony Hobson Posted on October 9, 2017 at 1:45 pm

    "I can recommend Joost…

    ……Skiing!"

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  31. khadija salam Posted on October 25, 2017 at 4:26 pm

    She is so beautiful and godd im in love wih her voice😍

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  32. brian par Posted on November 17, 2017 at 1:04 am

    bet she played with his balls since the recording

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  33. Ricky Posted on November 22, 2017 at 8:06 pm

    She can lie to me anytime

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  34. MrPicklerwoof Posted on December 11, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    At 1:56 you can tell Brian's not a comedian. Completely misjudges the tone of proceedings with that remark.

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  35. Douglas Free Posted on December 15, 2017 at 9:21 pm

    Serious missed oppertunity for a three-body problem joke at 2:10

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  36. Max Steel Posted on December 21, 2017 at 5:42 pm

    Hi my name is Yoost, I'm here to break up her marriage.

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  37. lolzomgz1337 Posted on January 2, 2018 at 6:56 am

    Wait, that was true?
    Who in their right mind would stay with such a deceitful person? That's absolutely mental. 0.o

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  38. Jesus is Lord Posted on January 8, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    …….Brian Cox apparently still hasn't needed to shave…..

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  39. juan altredo Posted on March 21, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    I'm very jealous of her husband

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  40. Gideon Boyle Posted on May 2, 2018 at 4:50 am

    All the comments are like "Oh, she's so adorable to lie like that, I'm in love." When I know you wouldn't be saying that about her if she was ugly. She is (or at least was at the time of the lies) interiorly reprehensible and you shouldn't give her a pass on that because she is pretty. Thinking, I wonder why her first marriage fell through.

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  41. LP SP Posted on May 20, 2018 at 6:15 pm

    Keeley Hawes is bad at lying, and I'm okay with that

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  42. DayvinDazone Posted on May 24, 2018 at 11:35 am

    Do these people not realize they're in the presence of Lady Lara Croft?

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  43. Shubham Bhushan Posted on July 22, 2018 at 10:19 am

    God Keeley Hawes is amazing.

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  44. MagicMachineGun Posted on July 25, 2018 at 12:32 pm

    her life sounds like a shitty romcom

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  45. Cici Yang Posted on September 9, 2018 at 5:31 pm

    Still a keeper, Matthew!

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  46. Huzayfa Bham Posted on September 17, 2018 at 8:12 am

    One of the most underrated accresses ever

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  47. sportsman165 Posted on September 20, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    There goes Zoe, lying to others again, like it's 2003

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  48. kingstumble Posted on September 23, 2018 at 12:58 pm

    I believe this was aired in 2010. Can't believe how much she has changed.

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  49. magesticmaniacc Posted on October 14, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    How is a man supposed to have a conversation with her when she looks like that. Honestly some women are too stunning for words. I wud slur my words if she spoke to me. All id be thinkin about is how wud her lips feel on mine. Sorry for being a creep. Just sayin

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  50. Mark Jones Posted on November 11, 2018 at 1:09 am

    Keeled wouldn't have to spend much time wooing me !

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  51. James Field Posted on November 13, 2018 at 6:39 pm

    One of my fav female stars, she is so gorgeous.

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  52. Zach Campbell Posted on November 20, 2018 at 4:02 pm

    Give Keeley Hawes credit for her supporting autism.

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  53. Muddy Sea Posted on December 5, 2018 at 4:36 am

    Wasn't David married to Keeley Hawes?

    Or was that just a strange dream I had??

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  54. paul daniel Posted on December 6, 2018 at 5:53 pm

    even if its true… its a lie… what a paradox

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  55. Thomas Howell Posted on December 9, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    More like Keeley PHWOAHS!!!

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  56. goldeneddie Posted on December 31, 2018 at 7:38 am

    In contrast to the natural beauty of Keeley, Brian Cox's shiny plastic face makes him look like a ventriloquist dummy.

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  57. Cosy Cook Posted on January 7, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    I feel like if she was less attractive with a sweet voice there would be much more of an issue of her being a liar in this story .

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  58. shuboy05 Posted on January 21, 2019 at 5:43 am

    I wonder if it's a British politeness thing but I find it interesting that everyone referred to Keeley's husband as her husband without name-dropping him. For some reason I was expecting someone to say Matthew Macfadyen at some point.

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  59. marcy dominguez Posted on February 8, 2019 at 6:35 am

    She is a beautiful woman! But she looks older in bodyguard still she is hot 🥵 and beautiful.

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  60. A Y Posted on March 21, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Her husband is Matthew Macfadyen. Lucky lad.

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  61. Vuyolwethu Mtyapa Posted on March 24, 2019 at 10:26 pm

    This is the best story, and it just got better and better

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  62. Cédric Demets Posted on April 29, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Holy fuck. How much has she changed since then!

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  63. Mod 66 Posted on May 15, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    She asked me for a date and I knocked her back to stay in and wash my hair

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  64. GirlEnchanted Posted on June 22, 2019 at 12:45 am

    okay I genuinely thought this was Una Foden from The Saturdays until I read the description. They look so similar!

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  65. BigBurner Posted on June 30, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    How hot is she …..mmmmhhh

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  66. Adam Gordon Posted on July 23, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    She looks very radiant here

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  67. Marianopiano Posted on October 10, 2019 at 11:31 am

    Okay look so I think Keeley Hawes and Matt Macfayden are amazing together but I just can't help but ship Keeley and Brian Cox just a little bit.

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  68. Jagraj Wasan Posted on October 11, 2019 at 3:59 am

    Would've been perfect if this was a lie. Convincing them you're a liar, but lying about it.

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