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Key & Peele – East/West College Bowl


– HI, EVERYBODY,
I’M DAVE STASSEN
ALONGSIDE GEOFF WORTHING,
AND WELCOME
TO THE ANNUAL EAST/WEST BOWL,
AS WE GET READY TO WATCH
SOME OF THE BEST COLLEGE PLAYERS
IN THE NATION
SHOWCASE THEIR SKILLS
IN A CLASSIC SHOWDOWN
BETWEEN EAST AND WEST.
AND THERE REALLY
ARE SOME CHARACTERS
ON THIS YEAR’S SQUADS,
AREN’T THERE, GEOFF?
– THAT’S RIGHT, DAVE.
IT DOES SEEM LIKE THE MOST
FLAMBOYANT PERSONALITIES
CAME TO THE FOREFRONT,
AND THEY ARE HERE.
LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE EAST. [rock music] ♪
– D’MARCUS WILLIUMS,
UNIVERSITY OF GEORGIA.
– T.J. JUCKSON,
WAYNE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T’VARIUSNESS KING,
MERRIMACK COLLEGE.
– TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE,
UNIVERSITY OF MIAMI.
– D’SQUARIUS GREEN, JR.,
UNIVERSITY OF NOTRE DAME.
– IBRAHIM MOIZOOS,
UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE
AT CHATTANOOGA.
– JACKMERIUS TACKTHERITRIX,
MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– D’ISIAH T. BILLINGS-CLYDE,
COASTAL CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– [lisping]
D’JATHPER PROBINCRUX THE THIRD,
THOUTH CAROLINA THTATE
UNIVERTHITY.
– LEOZ MAXWELL JILLIUMZ,
EAST CAROLINA UNIVERSITY.
– JAVARIS JAMAR
JAVARISON-LAMAR,
UNIVERSITY
OF MIDDLE TENNESSEE.
– DAVOIN SHOWER-HANDEL,
UNIVERSITY
OF SOUTHERN MISSISSIPPI.
– HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY,
PENN STATE UNIVERSITY.
– L’CARPETRON DOOKMARRIOT,
FLORIDA ATLANTIC UNIVERSITY.
– J’DINKALAGE MORGOONE,
UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH FLORIDA.
– XMUS JAXON FLAXON-WAXON,
CALIFORNIA UNIVERSITY
OF PENNSYLVANIA.
– WE’RE GOING TO BE LOOKING
FOR BIG PLAYS
ALL GAME LONG
FROM TYROIL SMOOCHIE-WALLACE.
– AND LET’S NOT FORGET
THE TIGHT ENDS,
IBRAHIM MOIZOOS
AND HINGLE MCCRINGLEBERRY.
THEY’VE BOTH HAD
AMAZING SEASONS.
– THAT’S RIGHT, GEOFF.
NOW LET’S MEET THE PLAYERS
FROM THE WEST. [rock music] ♪
– SAGGITARIUTT JEFFERSPIN,
TEXAS A & M.
– D’GLESTER HARDUNKICHUD,
UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.
– SWIRVITHAN L’GOODLING-SPLATT,
SASKATCHEWAN UNIVERSITY.
– QUATRO QUATRO,
SAN JOSE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– OZAMATAZ BUCKSHANK,
STANFORD UNIVERSITY.
– BEEZER TWELVE WASHINGBEARD,
JONES COLLEGE.
– SHAKIRAQUAN T.G.I.F. CARTER,
UNIVERSITY
OF NORTHERN ARIZONA.
– X-WING @ ALICIOUSNESS,
MISSOURI WESTERN
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– SEQUESTER GRUNDELPLITH, M.D.,
ADAMS STATE.
– SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH,
SOUTH DAKOTA
STATE UNIVERSITY.
– T.J. A.J. R.J.
BACKSLASHINFOURTH THE FIFTH,
ALBION COLLEGE.
– [squeals]
SAN DIEGO STATE UNIVERSITY.
– DONKEY TEETH,
BOISE STATE UNIVERSITY.
– TORQUE…
[jackhammer drilling]
LEWITH,
NEVADA STATE…
PENITENTIARY.
– THE PLAYER FORMERLY KNOWN
AS MOUSECOP,
UNIVERSITY OF MISSOURI,
COLUMBIA.
– DAN SMITH, BYU.

David Frank

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Comedy Central Posted on January 11, 2019 at 8:16 pm

    Subscribe to the new Key & Peele YouTube channel for all the classics as well as new-to-YouTube sketches: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCdN4aXTrHAtfgbVG9HjBmxQ?sub_confirmation=1

    Reply
  2. Smokey Bear Posted on September 15, 2019 at 3:17 am

    where is Deeznutz Onyurchin from U of Michigan?

    Reply
  3. Nikhil H P Posted on September 15, 2019 at 4:46 am

    they did have a match, in their own universe's interconnected

    Reply
  4. A'Quan Golden Posted on September 15, 2019 at 10:12 am

    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix had me tripping. (Laughing)!!!

    Reply
  5. Brandi Curry Posted on September 16, 2019 at 6:00 am

    May goodness that was dirty but ๐Ÿ˜

    Reply
  6. Tupax Amaru Makaveli Shakur Posted on September 16, 2019 at 6:38 am

    LMAO THIS REALLY IS HOW I SEE NAMES IN NFL. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  7. nalditwisterron Posted on September 16, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    Started up logical, then get ridiculously hilarious real fast ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  8. Kale Cement Posted on September 17, 2019 at 4:11 am

    52mil view, ok… 2.6k dislikes not okay… Over 200k likes, also not okay

    Reply
  9. starscreamm Posted on September 17, 2019 at 4:23 am

    Actual names. Very accurate.

    Reply
  10. Artemis Posted on September 17, 2019 at 7:16 am

    I love the music in the background! It's all done so well.

    Reply
  11. Elijah Mikaelson Posted on September 18, 2019 at 12:00 am

    Dan Smith, the only white guy.

    Reply
  12. House of farts Posted on September 18, 2019 at 4:47 am

    Peele a little too good at this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  13. Reongaro Posted on September 18, 2019 at 4:54 am

    Jackmerius tacktheratrix

    Reply
  14. The Goat Posted on September 18, 2019 at 5:59 am

    Watch this while high. Omg ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฑ

    Reply
  15. lacienzia Posted on September 18, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    You know Dan smith the QB

    Reply
  16. Gswaggamer Posted on September 18, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    Nevada State…Penetentiary

    Reply
  17. Jaylyn Turner Posted on September 19, 2019 at 1:59 am

    This is where I come to find nick name's for gaming.

    Reply
  18. zavia romanova Posted on September 19, 2019 at 1:59 am

    i always hear โ€œtorque construction noise lewisโ€ in my head at the most random times

    Reply
  19. Dude Same Posted on September 19, 2019 at 4:54 am

    torque [CONSTRUCTION NOISES]

    lewith

    Reply
  20. The HardTruth Posted on September 19, 2019 at 11:07 am

    It AMAZES ME how Jordan can go from masculine to feminine in these roles. He's so talented, it's scary……lol

    Reply
  21. crazy indie hacks Posted on September 19, 2019 at 12:44 pm

    3:05 torque [construction noise] lewith.

    Reply
  22. Danny Toro Posted on September 20, 2019 at 10:50 am

    DONKEY TEETH ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
    Gets me everytime

    Reply
  23. Kip Smitherz Posted on September 21, 2019 at 12:19 am

    0:54 nigga look like bizzy mixed with krazy bone … I'm dead

    Reply
  24. Biblioburro Posted on September 21, 2019 at 10:22 pm

    ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿฌ

    Reply
  25. C B Posted on September 22, 2019 at 12:03 am

    Sequester MD, ADAM STATE !

    Reply
  26. I Just Died Posted on September 22, 2019 at 1:11 am

    Man, I think something is wrong. I just don't know what it is

    Reply
  27. George Weah Posted on September 22, 2019 at 5:01 am

    The one white guy from the Mormon college ๐Ÿ’€ ๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  28. No-Bro Arc Usmc Posted on September 22, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    โ€œCalifornia Univerity of Pennsylvaniaโ€

    Reply
  29. The 64th Films Posted on September 22, 2019 at 11:56 pm

    I was watching this with a bunch of my friends who are also BYU fans and we lost our minds at Dan Smith

    Reply
  30. Eric J Posted on September 23, 2019 at 2:37 am

    The funniest gag is that "California University of Pennsylvania" is actually a real college.

    Reply
  31. HELLhound Posted on September 23, 2019 at 3:19 am

    I don't want to sound racist but did all the black dudes seem the same to you too?????

    Reply
  32. I K Posted on September 23, 2019 at 5:11 am

    The names at first sounded pretty normal lol

    Reply
  33. Chunbot882 Posted on September 23, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Wait! Did the last one say California University of Pennsylvania!!? xD

    Reply
  34. King Zak Posted on September 23, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Daโ€™Coldesttoevadoit Crawford. Lmao real name

    Reply
  35. mbock hans Posted on September 23, 2019 at 6:01 pm

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  36. Joseph F Posted on September 24, 2019 at 12:09 am

    Lโ€™Carpetron Dookmarriot went off in my fantasy league last week on god get him now no one has him

    Reply
  37. Lucid Drowsy Posted on September 24, 2019 at 2:48 am

    California university of Pennsylvania

    Reply
  38. Kyle Hagerman Posted on September 24, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Xwing…nuff said.

    Reply
  39. Jeffrey Marcum Posted on September 24, 2019 at 8:20 pm

    I can't exactly explain why this makes me laugh so hard

    Reply
  40. JerryMcBerry Posted on September 24, 2019 at 11:40 pm

    I have a really good friend who's name is Dan Smith and he goes to BYU XD. He's a cool dude, but he gets this joke a lot, poor guy.

    Reply
  41. Christian Charoenpon Posted on September 25, 2019 at 3:25 am

    Quatro Quatro is the homie

    Reply
  42. FerhadM55 Posted on September 25, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    oml that EEEE EEEEEEEEEEE guy was so good.

    Reply
  43. Hayley Cakes Posted on September 25, 2019 at 6:06 pm

    i name my sims in the sims 4 after these guys. thanks for the names!

    Reply
  44. MODA GAMING Posted on September 26, 2019 at 12:41 am

    @2:50 I had to rewind that. For a minute I thought it was Joe Budden

    Reply
  45. est 03 Posted on September 26, 2019 at 7:01 am

    Haha y do they all look alike lol

    Reply
  46. Mert Alkas Posted on September 26, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    To this day Javaris Jamar Javarison-Jamar is one of the most motivated players Iโ€˜ve ever seen

    Reply
  47. RedBearNAaron Posted on September 26, 2019 at 7:54 pm

    *California University of Pennsylvania๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  48. Jim C Posted on September 27, 2019 at 1:18 am

    What position does Dan Smith play?

    Reply
  49. Daniel Daniel Posted on September 27, 2019 at 6:07 am

    Key and Peele is like the spiritual successor to Dave Chappelle

    Reply
  50. Desmond Low Posted on September 27, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    This should be the baseline video to diagnose people with multi personality disorder

    Reply
  51. eliu martinez Posted on September 28, 2019 at 1:55 am

    Was that his fucking email or his name? lmao ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’€โ˜ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  52. Shmenocide And iโ€™m burning Posted on September 28, 2019 at 5:12 am

    I had a friend named โ€œ Teeter Tottle Tautle โ€œ

    But I realized I was delusional

    Edit: an accomplice said to me that he/she had a friend called โ€œ airplane noises โ€œ and he/she wore noise-canceling headphones when they were going to meet.

    Reply
  53. James Winny Posted on September 29, 2019 at 12:42 am

    You know ha- ha Clinton-dix was breathing a sigh of relief for going unnoticed

    Reply
  54. Its Sharlam Posted on September 29, 2019 at 7:55 am

    I love Hingle McCringleberry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  55. NYF Posted on September 29, 2019 at 9:08 am

    Dan fucking Smith Lmao

    Reply
  56. lxH8xURxFACE Posted on September 29, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Javaris jamar Javarison Lamar lmfao

    Reply
  57. Imeh Smith Posted on September 29, 2019 at 8:09 pm

    Dan Smith, Eeee Eeeeeee, and Donkey Teeth need to help the wretched pitiful Redskins who like Miami are losing across the board. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

    Truly a sad situation for those teams indeed.
    ๐Ÿ˜ฅ๐Ÿ˜ฅ
    Not to mention how the EACH and EVERY empire / referee continuously CHEAT when they penalize every other team for half of what they allow the greedy ass Patriots get away with
    ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ˜ ๐Ÿ‘Ž๐Ÿ‘Ž

    Reply
  58. Psyfin Apollo Posted on September 29, 2019 at 9:53 pm

    (audio intensifies) DAN SMITH

    Reply
  59. Iniesta 8 Posted on September 30, 2019 at 2:33 am

    That was funny as hell

    Reply
  60. Siddhartha Jain Posted on September 30, 2019 at 4:16 am

    Who thinks the person on the clickbait looks like Lasith Malinga?

    Reply
  61. Jonathan Sakks Posted on September 30, 2019 at 10:36 am

    Any California University of Pennsylvania alumni in here? Represent

    Reply
  62. Bferrari 260 Posted on September 30, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    ainโ€™t nobody from merrimack going to the NFL lol

    Reply
  63. Isaac MacDonald Posted on October 1, 2019 at 4:12 am

    To be more clear. it is not University of Northern Arizona, it is Northern Arizona University (N.A.U.)

    Reply
  64. Hunter Price Posted on October 1, 2019 at 11:01 am

    Who tf disliked this???!

    Reply
  65. HeatZ Posted on October 1, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Canโ€™t wait to see Shower-Handel dominate

    Reply
  66. Joshua Weeks Posted on October 1, 2019 at 7:14 pm

    Donkey teeth is Ezekiel Elliot

    Reply
  67. Luke Weyrauch Posted on October 1, 2019 at 9:01 pm

    Dan Smith. BYU.

    Reply
  68. William Guo Posted on October 2, 2019 at 8:17 am

    eeeee eeeeeeeee what an amazing season he had, also looking forward to more plays from donkey teeth, he has very high potential, much likely to be the mvp this season

    Reply
  69. ืœื™ืจ ืขื‘ืจื™ Posted on October 2, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    What is the guitar riff playing in the background before the player introduction?

    Reply
  70. SpaceJam Gaming Posted on October 3, 2019 at 3:57 am

    Hawaii One So Funnel

    Reply
  71. RK Vishnu Posted on October 3, 2019 at 3:34 pm

    SCOISH VELOCIRAPTOR MALOISH๐Ÿ˜‚โ˜ ๏ธ

    Reply
  72. Retr0sp3ct Posted on October 3, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    Latrell Leroy Homer Dinkelschnitz Mcfarlameberry

    Reply
  73. SRMkay Posted on October 4, 2019 at 3:22 am

    Nobody:
    My brain at 2 P.M.: Wait… is T.J. Juckson a real player or a character from East/West College Bowl

    Reply
  74. bilbo baggins Posted on October 4, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Who ever makes their hair do's is the best!

    Reply
  75. xXprogamer_619Xx Posted on October 4, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    EAST 4 LIFE

    Reply
  76. Ashley Miller Posted on October 4, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    Wait can someone explain how Texas A&M is "West"… they're in the Southeastern Conference, and approximately 10 times closer to the Atlantic Ocean than the Pacific Ocean. I'm confused.

    Reply
  77. FrankieBoy Reviews Posted on October 4, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    I dont get it

    Reply
  78. Kyren Khairah Posted on October 5, 2019 at 1:40 am

    Gardner Minshew III

    Reply
  79. Ashanta L Posted on October 5, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Jackmerius Tacktheritrix? Is that a family of aliens?

    Reply
  80. Odkac Posted on October 5, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    I ainโ€™t even notice the last guy

    Reply
  81. LiwaywaySaGubat Posted on October 5, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    the BYU is so on point hahaha

    Reply
  82. Mo W Posted on October 5, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Still thee FUNNIEST shit ever ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    Reply
  83. Tj Smith Posted on October 5, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Me when I stub my toe in the morning 3:02

    Reply
  84. Kelly Smart Posted on October 5, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    How do they say these names while keeping a straight face.

    Reply
  85. Bogdan s Posted on October 6, 2019 at 2:31 am

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE – i died

    Reply
  86. George Washington Posted on October 6, 2019 at 3:58 am

    These guys look the similar

    Reply
  87. Ben Wright Posted on October 6, 2019 at 8:06 am

    I dont watch sports…. so was this a play on…..???? people having weird fucking names?

    Reply
  88. [The Player Formerly Know As Mousecop] Posted on October 6, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    thatโ€™s me

    Reply
  89. Aamir Khan Posted on October 6, 2019 at 6:59 pm

    This one stands the test of time. Has to be their most successful bit ever.

    Reply
  90. Joe King Posted on October 6, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    Anyone realize that โ€œDonkey Teethโ€ is a reference to the soul food video?

    Reply
  91. sidehatch69 - Posted on October 7, 2019 at 12:45 am

    Lmnop qrstuv jersey city๐Ÿคช

    Reply
  92. Moosegooseoof Posted on October 8, 2019 at 3:41 am

    Quatro Quatro, i might go to SJSU

    Reply
  93. Don't Blink Posted on October 8, 2019 at 5:25 am

    Xmus Jaxon Flaxon-Waxon

    Reply
  94. UK JAMAICAN! Posted on October 8, 2019 at 6:58 am

    All of those names are very believable African American names. Just saying

    Reply
  95. Pinhalokevin Posted on October 8, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    7 years ago!? WTFFFF

    Reply
  96. Reg. Pson Posted on October 8, 2019 at 4:46 pm

    Sequester loooool

    Reply
  97. TG1982 Posted on October 8, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
  98. TG1982 Posted on October 8, 2019 at 6:41 pm

    Javarris jamar javarison-lamar ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

    Reply
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