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Le Tennis – Cyprien


This week I’ve been invited to go to the French Open to see a match Frankly, I would have liked to go there if tennis was not the sport I hated the most I don’t hate really tennis, but it’s just that I don’t understand anything about it. Nevertheless, sometimes I force myself to watch it “7-6, 6-7, 4-6, 6-0, fifth set, 5-3, 0-40, three break points, second service” Ace You should have told me I needed a degree in tennis to be able to understand it… And if the rule of the points isn’t complicated enough for you, when you score, you win not 1, but 15 points why 15, I don’t know. you score again, that makes 30. then you only get 10 points absolute mystery. and if your opponent gains equal points, that doesn’t make 40-all but 40A They are like “40… …Aaaah, okay, he equalized.” If you can’t understand this, you’re going to be happy because the guys on the tennis court are also great mysteries of the universe The two guys next to the net for example they’re just there, like that, during the whole game! I don’t know, it’s unsettling to have a guy in a weird position while you’re playing somehow, thank God, it’s only during the match OK I admit that if I don’t like tennis it’s because I don’t like doing sport I think that you had already guessed that. “Hello! hehe” and I like ball sports even less “Right listen guys, be kind, I don’t really like ball sp…” I forbid you to laugh It hurts a lot. “Ahhh I can’t see anymore, I think I am blind guys…” No no! Shush! So I tried tennis because they told me: “Yeah, go on, do some sport, to get muscles… play tennis!” Who wants to do a sport which tones you in only one part of your body? “You were right, tennis is really good…” “I feel a lot better about my body” “I’m completely asymmetric, I look like a Picasso painting!” Right, OK, OK. Truth be told I watch tennis… …female tennis with my eyes closed “Slut!” Share my video on Facebook and like my page…ma page… It would make me very happy Today it’s my birthday please…. Go to Cyprien.fr to see all his other videos Right OK it’s not my birthday today Paper towels, man’s best friend.

David Frank

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100 COMMENTS

  1. Fourm1 Rouge_55 Posted on June 25, 2019 at 6:50 am

    Les deux mecs à côté du terrain c'est les ramasseurs de balles

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  2. Alexandre Marquis Posted on June 25, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    40a c avantages

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  3. sophie EHRET Posted on June 25, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    Nan t'inquiète c'est juste toi
    qui comprend pas les règles
    du tennis 😂😁

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  4. Adrien Charpin Posted on June 27, 2019 at 10:59 am

    Tu critiques mais tu sais pas jouer!

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  5. parisienourien 91 Posted on June 27, 2019 at 11:00 am

    8 ans

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  6. Arthur Hübscher Posted on June 27, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    Les deux gars a cote du filet servent à ramasser les balles

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  7. Kateb Mejdoub Posted on June 29, 2019 at 9:35 am

    De sport et mega relou

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  8. Kateb Mejdoub Posted on June 29, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Ce sport pardon

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  9. Vanessa Assaf Posted on June 29, 2019 at 6:14 pm

    Trop tard j’ai rigolé

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  10. Akouel P. Posted on June 30, 2019 at 10:19 am

    Le tennis c la vie

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  11. wiwi _54 Posted on July 1, 2019 at 1:24 am

    Qui est la en 2020 ?

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  12. La chaine D ‘Andy Az Posted on July 1, 2019 at 7:06 am

    Moi le tennis c est mon sport préféré

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  13. burak coskun Posted on July 1, 2019 at 7:53 pm

    Tu regardes en 2019

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  14. gwennaelle marier Posted on July 2, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Les point c'est par rapport au jeu de paume

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  15. Tony montana35108 Posted on July 3, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Moi bienfaits pour toi

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  16. Tony montana35108 Posted on July 3, 2019 at 3:49 am

    Menteur

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  17. Liam Muller Posted on July 4, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Moi je comprends et j 'ai 10 ans

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  18. Tony Mrgrtt Posted on July 4, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    J’ai 11ans et putain je fait du tennis et je sais pas comment tu peut pas comprendre

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  19. Rodrigues Cesar Posted on July 4, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Ma soeur te deteste elle s'appelent sabrina

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  20. Amina Kadmi Posted on July 5, 2019 at 9:16 am

    Le a c'est adventage

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  21. juste yasmine la folle Posted on July 6, 2019 at 9:42 am

    Je fais du tennis j'ai 10 ans je joue maintenant 8 ans de tennis tu me critique putin

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  22. ael vitry Posted on July 8, 2019 at 12:38 pm

    En fait cyprien les gens à côté du terrain ce sont des ramasseurs de balles et sens eux le tennis ne peut pas fonctionner

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  23. JBoy 0709 Posted on July 8, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    jfais du tennis et le A dans 40A ça veut dire avantage

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  24. vlalodu Posted on July 9, 2019 at 12:47 pm

    Ta vidéo dure pas assez longtemps

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  25. Arzhul28 Posted on July 9, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    40A c'est pour 40 Avantage

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  26. deco snn Posted on July 9, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Tes bêtes sa muscle aussi les jambe car tu bouges de partout

    Reply
  27. Master Jumper Posted on July 10, 2019 at 1:59 pm

    Qui as rigoler quand il a dit de ne pas rigoler?

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  28. Siméon 2000 Posted on July 11, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    c pas gentil )-;

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  29. The moi 344 Posted on July 13, 2019 at 12:57 pm

    Moi Je fait du tennis mais j ai jamais rien compris

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  30. Louna _ Gameuse Posted on July 14, 2019 at 1:35 am

    Les tennisman vous êtes la ????

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  31. Swan Guimonnet Posted on July 18, 2019 at 8:49 am

    Moi j ai 11 ans et je suis professionnelle de tennis depuis 5 ans.

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  32. Ophélie Cormier Posted on July 18, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Le pervers

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  33. Blue Hair God Posted on July 20, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    Moi, j’aime le Badminetaune (Badminton)

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  34. elrusso0921 Posted on July 20, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    0:45 c'est faux on dit pas 40a mais on dit égalité. J'ai fait du tennis pendant 6 ans. 🎾☺️

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  35. la vie de mimi moi Posted on July 21, 2019 at 6:20 am

    1:35 qui a rigolé 😂?

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  36. AlexTops Divers Posted on July 22, 2019 at 9:03 pm

    214 000 ème like

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  37. Maxence Floquet Posted on July 22, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Dit toi qu'il y a pire que se prendre une balle de tenis dans la tête

    Se prendre une balle de hand dans la tête 😅😅😅

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  38. Gon X XKirua Posted on July 22, 2019 at 10:34 pm

    Au momment ou il a dit ne rigole pas je l'ai fais 😂

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  39. Marina RP Posted on July 24, 2019 at 1:45 pm

    Moi je me prends TOUT LE TEMPS des balles dans la tête… dans tous les sports…

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  40. Le tabasseur 666 Posted on July 28, 2019 at 11:34 am

    Tu es plus drôle

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  41. miss cookie et miss donut Posted on July 28, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Si tu jouer à Mario tennis aces tu serais c'est quoi les règles du tennis

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  42. -Crystal Gacha- Posted on July 28, 2019 at 7:51 pm

    Je réagir à ce qu'il a dis des années après mais 40A ça veut dire 40 avantage 😂😭😅

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  43. Antoine Le Bouhec Posted on July 29, 2019 at 3:31 pm

    Les gens ou tu dises qui sont dans une position bizarre près du filet c les ramassées de bzlles

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  44. jules leger Posted on July 30, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Le tennis 🎾 c’est trop bien

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  45. Roman2k 06 Posted on July 30, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    L’arbitre il dit pas tt le score du match il dit que le set et le jeu

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  46. Roman2k 06 Posted on July 30, 2019 at 1:35 pm

    Si tu veut faire du tennis il faut faire aussi de la muscu 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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  47. tadomikikus' tudio Posted on July 30, 2019 at 5:31 pm

    1:26 on la perdu…

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  48. Zedor FR Posted on July 31, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Qui regarde cette video en 2002

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  49. Maïalena Le gars Posted on July 31, 2019 at 8:04 pm

    Je déteste aussi les jeux de balle

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  50. thomas drapeau Posted on August 3, 2019 at 11:04 am

    Pas 40a 40all

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  51. Rivaly - Shadow Posted on August 4, 2019 at 7:17 am

    moi je fait du tennis et je suis champion des bouches du rône 10 ans

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  52. Anas Ait Hssain Posted on August 5, 2019 at 9:31 pm

    2:10 (╥﹏╥)

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  53. neima siali Posted on August 5, 2019 at 11:05 pm

    J'ai bac plus 5 et je comprends rien 🤣🤣🤣

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  54. jeune padawan Posted on August 6, 2019 at 12:07 am

    En fait les points correspondent au nombre de metre que tu parcourait au tennis avant

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  55. TangoTM Posted on August 6, 2019 at 7:39 pm

    La légende raconte que Cyprien à formé Gaëlle Monfils, Rafael Nadal,et Lionel Jospin.

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  56. misterluck 439 Posted on August 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Le tennis muscle les deux bras les anche le fessier et les poignier

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  57. SilverSonic The hedgehog Posted on August 15, 2019 at 1:36 am

    OUI TU ES LÀ EN 2019 ET ALORS?
    ( oui je suis énervent )

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  58. Pauline marilleau Posted on August 16, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Ma copine a compris les points car elle fait du tennis mais pas moi .

    Reply
  59. Rania Med Posted on August 16, 2019 at 11:32 pm

    Le tennis est le meilleur sport du monde 🎾

    Reply
  60. Simon Gautier Posted on August 22, 2019 at 2:21 pm

    Je joue au ténia

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  61. elinou _74 Posted on August 22, 2019 at 7:07 pm

    1:37 desoler pour avoir rigoler 😂😂😂

    Reply
  62. Raphaëlle Finn Posted on August 22, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Je joue aux 🎾 …😶

    Reply
  63. François Laforest Posted on August 24, 2019 at 11:22 pm

    Ses super facile ã comprendre le tennis

    Reply
  64. Vincere Gigantes Posted on August 25, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    ma cousine ft du tennis

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  65. Alain D Posted on August 26, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Je fais du tennis et si t pas content prend "Le Tennis Pour Les Nuls" !!!

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  66. Lulu Droissart Posted on August 30, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    Non je rigolle

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  67. Stario Posted on September 4, 2019 at 6:16 pm

    Je vois pas pourquoi il faut un bac +4 j'ai 12 ans

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  68. cyrill carceller Posted on September 5, 2019 at 11:59 am

    Moi je fait du tennis

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  69. Patrick Néron Posted on September 7, 2019 at 1:33 am

    1:35 a trop tard 😂😂

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  70. medos gaminglike Posted on September 7, 2019 at 7:56 am

    Je suis le seul qui fait du tennis et qu'à le seum pour ce qui dit

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  71. Natsu 0048 Posted on September 8, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    Il suffit de regarder un anime de tennis😂 baby steps

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  72. Aoneko Posted on September 9, 2019 at 3:57 pm

    Pourquoi une rackette de badminton avec une balle de tennis

    Reply
  73. chacha nadal Posted on September 13, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    ses trop bien le tennis

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  74. chacha nadal Posted on September 13, 2019 at 7:48 pm

    vive Rafa 💓

    Reply
  75. Taxor 34 Posted on September 14, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Aujourd'hui c'est MON anniversaire

    Reply
  76. Sora Oka Posted on September 14, 2019 at 11:59 pm

    C les distance 15 m 30 m 40 m

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  77. Nadege Bohuon Posted on September 15, 2019 at 10:57 am

    Moi aussi je déteste le tennis et JOYEUX Anniversaire cyprien

    Reply
  78. Naël Mazard Posted on September 16, 2019 at 5:25 am

    C'était mon anniversaire

    Reply
  79. Carla Soares Posted on September 19, 2019 at 12:58 am

    Hahahahhaahha você é hiláro

    Reply
  80. Léane GOSTEAU Posted on September 21, 2019 at 11:20 am

    Moi j'ai ressus une grosse balle dans le ventre puis le l'en demain la même grosse balle dans la tête 😭😭😭😖😖🤬🤬

    Reply
  81. Poco Posted on September 21, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    Mdr qui regarde cette vidéo en 2019!!!

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  82. SoFtonStyle2_08 Posted on September 25, 2019 at 3:11 pm

    Non tennis mais pennis

    Reply
  83. Anaëlle Dbq Posted on September 27, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Je fais du tennis depuis 4 ans je kiffe 😍

    Reply
  84. Vincent Posted on September 28, 2019 at 1:54 pm

    Qui regarde ça en 2019
    👇

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  85. M C Posted on September 29, 2019 at 1:33 am

    J'ai la fobile des balle…

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  86. Chavi Roopun Posted on October 2, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Moi je joue au tennis

    Reply
  87. Louis Pelanchon Posted on October 2, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Oui je trouve que ces incompréhensible
    🤔

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  88. Pourquoi pas ? Posted on October 4, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Tu fais une vidéo sur le tennis. 🎾 Et Norman sur le Ping Pong. 🏓

    Reply
  89. Fortstar Posted on October 5, 2019 at 5:35 am

    Le tennis ne muscle pas que les bras !

    Reply
  90. Yoshiman98 FR Posted on October 6, 2019 at 10:53 pm

    0:19 heu…

    Reply
  91. Mega Gaming Posted on October 9, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    J'ai hyper hyper hyper rigolote

    Reply
  92. été B Posted on October 11, 2019 at 3:46 pm

    A ça ve dire avantages

    Reply
  93. babytop971 Sarah Posted on October 13, 2019 at 1:07 pm

    Je suis totalement d'accord

    Reply
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