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“NFL 2017” — A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL


**You can turn these captions off and on using the CC button below You like my sister? Yeah Well, don’t Just give it a second, he’ll say it Look at my golden hair! I called that Didn’t I? Hey, I’ll flip for you Yeah, I’ll flip for you This wall is magical You can’t touch me My neck! My neck! You play for the devil! I got books on the shelf, but who reads? Yeah, I hear ya Yeah, books are terrible My gland scraped a pipe I never said who pushed Dad Gertin, gertin… gertin When you die, I’ll be outside Your tongue is ashy I don’t think that’s possible Yo dog, it’s so dang ashy It’s ashy Dude, it’s ashy It’s ashy Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker You hear what I said? Everyone of you guys is now a suspect, okay? Smurfs! You’ll pay for this, in Odin’s name I normally can’t go outside What is up my friend? You know what’s so funny? Tattoos! I wanna go find a feather bed Hgnghh! Hungh How you feeling? I’m probably dying Hey where’s my car tires at? Y’all take my car tires? I need my car tires back Hit it La Rinky, La Tinky La Rinky La Tinky I got something to tell y’all! Hey! Where you going? I want to dance across the earth How do I wash this neck? Your boyfriend’s a good citizen I accept that I’m big, okay? I GET IT And then, Mulder said “Hey, listen, Scully, hey, you know, I found the aliens… and you don’t care!” I say, no surprises You’ll find me in the test center I’m gonna watch you wash Hey! Just laugh if you’re mad! Just laugh if you’re mad! I swallowed a penny, I swallowed a penny Why a penny, why a penny, why a penny went that deep? Why man, why man, why? The pain is enormous Whose skull would you like? Protonic battle shields ARE cool Burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh, burg-gnh Burg-gnh Hey, I forget, where do we get lambs? Sheep? Yeah What about deer? Happy Sidewalk Day Hope you’re sidewalkin’s happy I like to pull the wigs on waitresses Most skeletons are harmless The wicked sherpa is deaf Go to church! church! church! Go to church! church! church! So you’re pregnant? What? You’re acting like you’re pregnant Just let it be what it is Hey, Granny Maple’s Garden Game is sick Look how I dig this little hole? Now I drop in the seeds Look at the little seeds! That’s straight up 6th Grade I really wanna touch Amber’s camera Rubber bands and gum, baby I think that is disgusting, and it’s upsetting All right? Listen man, it’s just really hard for him to cope with all your snot and stuff You feel? Like I care… I’m more Jungian than Freudian Wait, Freud?? Way to go on the Freud! I have a wish in my hand! Hey, I have a wish in my hand you guys! You’re fired. and you’re fired, and definitely you’re fired Not you buddy! I”m pretty and pushy Quit it! Dad said! Who is she going to Outback with? Okay, I know you guys have my phone! My head! My head got damaged! Broheim, you’re wicked! What was your most awfullest date? It was in the rainforest I went there a couple of times Cuz I was in love And I found this perfect place And then I built a wicker hut for us But the platform was kind of frail And it broke when she was in there, and you could hear her sobs I mean it was a really silly way for her to die way out there That’s a pretty awful date. Yeah Bro, I can’t handle your face What?! It’s a great face Nah dog, cuz your face look like you got dirt in your mouth All right Yeah, I grew up in South Park, Ohio, where snakes don’t BITE ON YOU! I think we can let go I don’t wanna let go yet Okay. I just wanna stay right here, cuz it feels really nice I was thinking, you know, I might need to leave You know, I used to go home and just… throw gravel at my grandparents in bed Hey friend! Good morning! To see the flames, open your eyes I ate breakfast today! My furniture is rotten What is my disease? I can’t find my pencil The circulation’s freaking cut off and… it just hurts That’s stupid… Like Ursula, aight? Haven’t slept since ’92 I hardly touched the casket You never felt the wind on your bare skin?! Yeah, that’s what I’m saying Well then I think you’re the only person that’s never felt wind And dpn’t give me this “I never felt it” garbage! I feel funny about this! I’m half Hawaiian! Guys what half, huh? The Greek half! I punctured his veins And then he went for my leg And I guess he’s living in some canyon Gotta admit, I am close to you right now Yeah, you’re way closer than I’d pick How’s your mom? Hey ho! It’s AMAZINGABLE Yeah I made up a word, but you know what? Ya’ll can repeat that all week My brain is loud Who’s there?? Is your concussion really that bad? /Ahh, tell your mama to tell mama You know, we spliced the dice We spliced the dice Yet we have no dice Yo I was at the mall, offloading some spaceships And I shaved a mannequin And I never will love no more Oooh, I need a Tic Tac, somebody TIC TAC

David Frank

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29 COMMENTS

  1. Glenn Davis Posted on September 1, 2019 at 1:51 pm

    This guy makes Tom Brady look smarter than he really is.

    Reply
  2. Isabella Witte Posted on September 3, 2019 at 1:29 am

    lol who noticed that on the cc it said dpn't instead of don't..? lol

    Reply
  3. tboner793 Posted on September 6, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Youll find me in the test center lmfao

    Reply
  4. ZadfrackGlutz Zesozose Posted on September 7, 2019 at 12:11 am

    You play for the devil to the RAIDERS! I'm slayed.

    Reply
  5. cheese head Posted on September 9, 2019 at 3:42 am

    0:48 me at school

    Reply
  6. Mehedi Hasan Posted on September 12, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    "My head! My head got damaged…! " 🤣

    Reply
  7. Tommy Fox Posted on September 14, 2019 at 11:38 pm

    YOU PLAY FOR THE DEVIL

    Reply
  8. Patrick Star Posted on September 17, 2019 at 2:43 am

    R.I.P. Edwin Jackson

    Reply
  9. Salmon Mammaries Posted on September 17, 2019 at 2:51 am

    "I'm more jungian than freudian"
    hell yeah!

    Reply
  10. Shadeau #GU Posted on September 18, 2019 at 11:20 pm

    1:23 Funniest one to me

    Reply
  11. INCOMUDRO JJPG IV Posted on September 19, 2019 at 1:42 am

    You're acting like you're pregnant, just let it be what it is. LOL!

    Reply
  12. CarolinaGirl Posted on September 20, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Tom Brady: Somebody took the nickels out of my dang locker. Ya hear what I said? Every one of you guys is now a suspect, okay? Smurfs.

    Reply
  13. CarolinaGirl Posted on September 20, 2019 at 10:24 pm

    Tom Brady: I’m half Hawaiian. Guess what half, huh? The Greek half.

    Reply
  14. I'm Anonymous Posted on September 21, 2019 at 7:41 am

    How's your mom 🤣

    Reply
  15. Mae Luna Posted on September 23, 2019 at 12:17 am

    lol that waiting in the bushes song is always stuck in my head now

    Reply
  16. TankTops 143 Posted on September 24, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    "Happy Sidewalk Day! Hope you're Sidewalk is happy" 👌

    Reply
  17. Andrew Miller Posted on September 25, 2019 at 12:08 am

    2:50–3:03 definitely played out like that. You can’t tell me I’m wrong

    Reply
  18. Will Franey Posted on September 25, 2019 at 12:43 am

    Plot twist they actually said these things
    😅😂🤣

    Reply
  19. MR PACHECO Posted on September 26, 2019 at 2:20 am

    My brain is loud ah ha who's there? Lmao !!

    Reply
  20. Dookie83088 ! Posted on September 26, 2019 at 4:00 am

    Wow Aaron Rodgers interview was almost scary good how accurate it was hahaha

    Reply
  21. DRaNGO FEeT Posted on September 27, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    What if what the Bad Lip Reading’s put, is what the players are really saying

    Reply
  22. Micro Posted on September 28, 2019 at 6:27 am

    Plotwist: The players are actually saying these things

    Reply
  23. SistaKat7 Posted on September 28, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    Quit it dad said!

    Reply
  24. EverythingMatters 23 Posted on September 29, 2019 at 4:52 pm

    1:37 me raiding area 51

    Reply
  25. Peter Mcdougall Posted on October 1, 2019 at 1:56 pm

    Man I love these videos! Hilarious!

    Reply
  26. Buck Buchanan Posted on October 3, 2019 at 12:14 am

    I'm half Hawaiian . . . guess which half? Yeah, the Greek half.

    Reply
  27. Michael Guy Posted on October 3, 2019 at 11:03 pm

    3.7k dislikes? some people …..

    Reply
  28. I’m Boring Posted on October 4, 2019 at 2:30 am

    YOU PLAY FOR THE DEVILLL

    Reply
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